Graveyard Shift The Creepiest Thing About You, According To Your Zodiac Sign  

Maggie Clendenin
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Whether you believe in astrology or not, you've probably heard all about what your astrological sign reveals about you. From auspicious dating advice to personalized makeup suggestions, the stars seem to have a lot to say about us, and most of it ranges from fun and benign to thought-provoking and introspective.

Most astrology followers opt to pick out the good qualities listed for their sign and pretend that nothing scary, weird, or gross exists in their charts. The bad news is there are creepy zodiac sign traits, and no one is safe - especially you, Scorpio. Each sun sign has its own set of negative qualities and if you are well-versed in all that is the stars, you probably already have an inkling of an idea of what the creepiest thing about you according to your zodiac is.


Aries (March 21 - April 19) is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Creepiest Thing About You, According To Your Zodiac Sign
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There's no getting around this, Aries: you desperately need to attend anger management. You're just as headstrong and opinionated as your fellow fire signs Leo and Sagittarius, but unlike them, your energy and enthusiasm can turn into explosive violence at the drop of a hat. You're a walking time bomb of seething rage, and the more you try to hide it, the more it escapes in unpredictable, volatile mood swings. Do yourself a favor and invest in a stress ball or a gym membership before you do something you'll really regret.

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Taurus (April 20 - May 20) is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Creepiest Thing About You, According To Your Zodiac Sign
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It's obvious to everyone around you that you feel the need to keep everything just the way you like it, and that insistence often borders on obsession. Your persistence, materialism, and sentimentality can prevent you from ever letting things go, and the more you care about them, the more stubbornly you defend your right to own them forever. Sorry to say, Taurus, but there are some things, like memories and loved ones, you simply can't own, and trying to stake your claim over them just makes you seem unbalanced and creepy. It probably wouldn't hurt to quit being such a hoarder, too - none of your guests enjoy trying to find a seat in a room piled high with reminders of everything you refuse to let die.

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Gemini (May 21 - June 20) is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Creepiest Thing About You, According To Your Zodiac Sign
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Your friends know you talk behind their backs, Gemini. Not that you're a bad person - you just can't help letting other people know how you really feel about some of the crazy stuff your loved ones have told you. Unfortunately, you've talked and talked and talked, and now, they all know you'll talk if they confide in you. You know it, too, and you still can't help it. No matter how hard you try, you simply can't force yourself to be as loyal or honest as you want to be. At least you're charming enough to keep making new friends and replacing the ones who felt too hurt or betrayed to trust you again.

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Cancer (June 21 - July 22) is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Creepiest Thing About You, According To Your Zodiac Sign
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Cancer, you do so much for the people you love, and though you don't like to admit it, you think you deserve more than they give back. What you probably like to admit even less is the only thing you love more than caring for your loved ones is reveling in your overdeveloped martyr complex. You don't just think you're getting the short end of the stick; you know you are, and that knowledge only strengthens your perception of yourself as the strong, suffering caregiver who soldiers on in the face of mistreatment and ill fortune. The truth is, Cancer,  you are extremely over-invested in knowing that people depend on you, and the satisfaction of being needed only exacerbates your self-perpetuating victim complex.

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