culture Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)  

Dani Porter
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In the land of the law abiding citizen, bank robberies and museum heists are mere daydreams. You may think about committing some of these popular crimes, like cheating on your taxes or becoming a drug smuggling pirate, but instead you pay for the bus everyday and you stopped stealing gum from the liquor store back in middle school. But what if there were no repercussions? What if you could commit some of these easy crimes and never be tried or punished for them? Which crimes would YOU commit if you could get away with it?

(And no, we don’t mean stalking celebrities or burning down your ex-girlfriend’s house. No murdering rampages or infringements on other innocent human beings’ personal space. That’s just creepy.)

What if you could rig the lottery and never have to work another day in your life? Better yet, what if you created a flawless mint that produced counterfeit money? Or maybe you just want to walk down the street and smoke your joint in public. Everyone has their own fantasy when it comes to breaking the law, so read through this list of crimes many of us would commit if only we wouldn’t end up in the slammer.

(And no, we aren’t referring to breaking laws in Alabama, where “boogers may not be flicked into the wind”, and “you may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.” We’re talking real-deal, blow some s**t up then flee the scene of the crime with a stolen Ferrari type laws.)

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Rig the Lottery is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Rig the Lottery

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812 270
Speed is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Speed

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791 304
Counterfeit Money is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Counterfeit Money

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605 380
Blow S*** Up is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Blow S*** Up

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591 396
Rob a Bank is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Rob a Bank

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554 381
Break in to Amusement Parks is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Break in to Amusement Parks

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270 132
Enter the Authorized Personnel... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
RobUmf added Enter the Authorized Personnel Only Area. Come on.. What really goes on behind that door.

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Remove the Law Tag from My Mat... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
robertbell1980 added Remove the Law Tag from My Mattress

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258 154
Having Sex in Public is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
MichaelJones2 added Having Sex in Public

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220 118
Trespassing is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Coolza added Trespassing

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Steal Stuff is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Steal Stuff

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216 116
Jaywalking is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Coolza added Jaywalking

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440 355
Blow More S*** Up is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
onlycrit1995 added Blow More S*** Up

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471 403
Drive Without a License is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Drive Without a License

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Evade Public Transportation Pa... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Evade Public Transportation Payment

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Lie To an Officer Of The Law is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Lie To an Officer Of The Law

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399 403
Mount Guns on The Hood Of My C... is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Jimmers2 added Mount Guns on The Hood Of My Car You know... just so people would get out of my way on the freeway. 

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Public Nudity is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Public Nudity

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Murder is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Alaina Hillman added Murder

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Possession is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Possession

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345 402
Rob a Jewelry Store is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Rob a Jewelry Store

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344 419
Street Racing is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Street Racing

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321 407
Tax evasion is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Commit Tax Fraud

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Sneak Into Area 51 is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
emilyx.amber added Sneak Into Area 51

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318 424
Raid a Liquor Store is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Raid a Liquor Store

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Use a Fake ID to Make Embarras... is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Use a Fake ID to Make Embarrassing Purchases

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Carry Out the Death Sentences ... is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Denise Elaine Epperson added Carry Out the Death Sentences of All of These People Who Have Been Sitting On Death Row for So Long. I'll Provide the Bullets Myself

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257 438
Grand Theft Auto is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Grand Theft Auto

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243 419
Steal Art from Museums is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Steal Art from Museums

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231 398
Boot Leg is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Boot Leg

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246 431
Hijack a Private Jet is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Hijack a Private Jet

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230 434
Loot is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Loot

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120 254
Killing Spree is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Snarkling Forever added Killing Spree

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205 465
Drug Smuggle is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Drug Smuggle

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Non-Lethal/Non-Injurious Hit a... is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Mallory Garcia added Non-Lethal/Non-Injurious Hit and Run

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The Purge is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
wonderfuldevil@gmail.com added The Purge

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Steal Cars is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
wonderfuldevil@gmail.com added Steal Cars

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Employ People Without Requirin... is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Guest_7dd2dc06-76ba-4c2f-9b74-1432be1e6efe added Employ People Without Requiring Proof of Citizenship. Stand Up for Their Rights Even If I Go to Jail

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165 442
Long Term Squatting is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Long Term Squatting

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Arson is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
thebigyadean added Arson