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Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)  

Dani Porter
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In the land of the law abiding citizen, bank robberies and museum heists are mere daydreams. You may think about committing some of these popular crimes, like cheating on your taxes or becoming a drug smuggling pirate, but instead you pay for the bus everyday and you stopped stealing gum from the liquor store back in middle school. But what if there were no repercussions? What if you could commit some of these easy crimes and never be tried or punished for them? Which crimes would YOU commit if you could get away with it?

(And no, we don’t mean stalking celebrities or burning down your ex-girlfriend’s house. No murdering rampages or infringements on other innocent human beings’ personal space. That’s just creepy.)

What if you could rig the lottery and never have to work another day in your life? Better yet, what if you created a flawless mint that produced counterfeit money? Or maybe you just want to walk down the street and smoke your joint in public. Everyone has their own fantasy when it comes to breaking the law, so read through this list of crimes many of us would commit if only we wouldn’t end up in the slammer.

(And no, we aren’t referring to breaking laws in Alabama, where “boogers may not be flicked into the wind”, and “you may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.” We’re talking real-deal, blow some s**t up then flee the scene of the crime with a stolen Ferrari type laws.)

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Rig the Lottery is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Rig the Lottery
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Speed is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Speed
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Sneak Into Area 51 is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
emilyx.amber added Sneak Into Area 51
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Counterfeit Money is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Counterfeit Money
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Enter the Authorized Personnel... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
RobUmf added Enter the Authorized Personnel Only Area
Come on.. What really goes on behind that door.
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Trespassing is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Coolza added
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Jaywalking is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Coolza added Jaywalking
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Blow S*** Up is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Blow S*** Up
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Break in to Amusement Parks is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Break in to Amusement Parks
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Rob a Bank is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Rob a Bank
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Remove the Law Tag from My Mat... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
robertbell1980 added Remove the Law Tag from My Mattress
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Steal Stuff is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Steal Stuff
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Evade Public Transportation Pa... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Evade Public Transportation Payment
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Drive Without a License is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Drive Without a License
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Lie to an Officer Of The Law is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Lie to an Officer Of The Law
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Mount Guns on The Hood Of My C... is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Jimmers2 added Mount Guns on The Hood Of My Car
You know... just so people would get out of my way on the freeway. 
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Murder is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Alaina Hillman added
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Possession is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Possession
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Public Nudity is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Public Nudity
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Rob a Jewelry Store is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Rob a Jewelry Store
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Street Racing is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Street Racing
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Tax evasion is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Commit Tax Fraud
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Use a Fake ID to Make Embarras... is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Use a Fake ID to Make Embarrassing Purchases
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Raid a Liquor Store is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Raid a Liquor Store
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Grand Theft Auto is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Grand Theft Auto