culture Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)  

Dani Porter
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In the land of the law abiding citizen, bank robberies and museum heists are mere daydreams. You may think about committing some of these popular crimes, like cheating on your taxes or becoming a drug smuggling pirate, but instead you pay for the bus everyday and you stopped stealing gum from the liquor store back in middle school. But what if there were no repercussions? What if you could commit some of these easy crimes and never be tried or punished for them? Which crimes would YOU commit if you could get away with it?

(And no, we don’t mean stalking celebrities or burning down your ex-girlfriend’s house. No murdering rampages or infringements on other innocent human beings’ personal space. That’s just creepy.)

What if you could rig the lottery and never have to work another day in your life? Better yet, what if you created a flawless mint that produced counterfeit money? Or maybe you just want to walk down the street and smoke your joint in public. Everyone has their own fantasy when it comes to breaking the law, so read through this list of crimes many of us would commit if only we wouldn’t end up in the slammer.

(And no, we aren’t referring to breaking laws in Alabama, where “boogers may not be flicked into the wind”, and “you may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.” We’re talking real-deal, blow some s**t up then flee the scene of the crime with a stolen Ferrari type laws.)

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Rig the Lottery is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Rig the Lottery

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795 265
Speed is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Speed

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773 301
Counterfeit Money is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Counterfeit Money

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592 372
Blow S*** Up is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Blow S*** Up

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579 389
Rob a Bank is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Rob a Bank

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540 375
Break in to Amusement Parks is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Break in to Amusement Parks

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254 127
Enter the Authorized Personnel... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
RobUmf added Enter the Authorized Personnel Only Area. Come on.. What really goes on behind that door.

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299 188
Remove the Law Tag from My Mat... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
robertbell1980 added Remove the Law Tag from My Mattress

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213 110
Trespassing is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Coolza added Trespassing

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209 108
Jaywalking is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Coolza added Jaywalking

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491 390
Steal Stuff is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Steal Stuff

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248 149
Having Sex in Public is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
MichaelJones2 added Having Sex in Public

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432 348
Blow More S*** Up is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
onlycrit1995 added Blow More S*** Up

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462 397
Drive Without a License is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Drive Without a License

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411 355
Evade Public Transportation Pa... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Evade Public Transportation Payment

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428 387
Lie To an Officer Of The Law is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Lie To an Officer Of The Law

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393 396
Mount Guns on The Hood Of My C... is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Jimmers2 added Mount Guns on The Hood Of My Car You know... just so people would get out of my way on the freeway. 

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426 449
Public Nudity is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Public Nudity

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Murder is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Alaina Hillman added Murder

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344 398
Possession is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Possession

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340 397
Rob a Jewelry Store is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Rob a Jewelry Store

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339 412
Street Racing is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Street Racing

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318 400
Tax evasion is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Commit Tax Fraud

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314 417
Raid a Liquor Store is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Raid a Liquor Store

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276 393
Use a Fake ID to Make Embarras... is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Use a Fake ID to Make Embarrassing Purchases

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36 8
Sneak Into Area 51 is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
emilyx.amber added Sneak Into Area 51

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55 44
Carry Out the Death Sentences ... is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Denise Elaine Epperson added Carry Out the Death Sentences of All of These People Who Have Been Sitting On Death Row for So Long. I'll Provide the Bullets Myself

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257 429
Grand Theft Auto is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Grand Theft Auto

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230 391
Boot Leg is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Boot Leg

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245 423
Hijack a Private Jet is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Hijack a Private Jet

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239 415
Steal Art from Museums is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Steal Art from Museums

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227 429
Loot is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Loot

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116 246
Killing Spree is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Snarkling Forever added Killing Spree

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204 458
Drug Smuggle is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Drug Smuggle

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Employ People Without Requirin... is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Guest_7dd2dc06-76ba-4c2f-9b74-1432be1e6efe added Employ People Without Requiring Proof of Citizenship. Stand Up for Their Rights Even If I Go to Jail

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Steal Cars is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
wonderfuldevil@gmail.com added Steal Cars

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15 40
The Purge is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
wonderfuldevil@gmail.com added The Purge

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163 437
Long Term Squatting is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
Long Term Squatting

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170 497
Arson is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list Crimes You'd Commit (If You Could Get Away With It)
thebigyadean added Arson