In the land of the law abiding citizen, bank robberies and museum heists are mere daydreams. You may think about committing some of these popular crimes, like cheating on your taxes or becoming a drug smuggling pirate, but instead you pay for the bus everyday and you stopped stealing gum from the liquor store back in middle school. But what if there were no repercussions? What if you could commit some of these easy crimes and never be tried or punished for them? Which crimes would YOU commit if you could get away with it?
(And no, we don’t mean stalking celebrities or burning down your ex-girlfriend’s house. No murdering rampages or infringements on other innocent human beings’ personal space. That’s just creepy.)
What if you could rig the lottery and never have to work another day in your life? Better yet, what if you created a flawless mint that produced counterfeit money? Or maybe you just want to walk down the street and smoke your joint in public. Everyone has their own fantasy when it comes to breaking the law, so read through this list of crimes many of us would commit if only we wouldn’t end up in the slammer.
(And no, we aren’t referring to breaking laws in Alabama, where “boogers may not be flicked into the wind”, and “you may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.” We’re talking real-deal, blow some s**t up then flee the scene of the crime with a stolen Ferrari type laws.)