Pretty, Pretty, Pretty, Pretty Good
Larry: "I'm feeling pretty good. Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good."Larry is trying pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty hard to convince his psychiatrist he's feeling good enough to leave therapy. How very (very, very, very) convincing...
The Stop and Chat
Jeff: Why didn't you say 'hello' to him? You know him.
Larry: "He wanted to do a 'stop and chat,' I didn't want to do a 'stop and chat.'
Jeff: "Stop and chat? Where do you come up with these things, stop and chat?"
Larry: "He wanted to stop and chat with me - and I don't know him well enough for a stop and chat."
Get in that A**
Leon: "When a man calls you a f**king f*ggot, you get in that ass Larry, you know what i mean? You get in that ass Larry!"
Larry: "What are you talking about?"
Leon: "You let a man slide today, you must immediately get inside somebody's ass when that happens to you. You pull the asshole open, step into the asshole, close the door behind you. Then you take a spray can right, spray Larry was here, wash me all that s**t, f**k his whole asshole up. Get a snickers bar, paper, throw that on the floor, f**k his whole asshole up. Then you open up that asshole one more time, step out his ass, then leave that motherf**ker wide open so he know you've been there."
Vanilla Bulls**t Things
Larry: "I'll have a vanilla... one of the vanilla bulls**t things. You know, whatever you want, some vanilla bulls**t latte, cappa thing. Whatever you got - I don't care."Who hasn't wanted to say this to their local barista at one point or another? Maybe not exactly this way - but Larry David once again manages to tap into our frustrations with this classic quote.