Are You My Caucasian?
Larry: "Are you my Caucasian?"Krazee-Eyez Killah, who could forget him? Larry sure can't. And really, who else would a wanna-be rapper want helping him write his sick rhymes?
Krazee: "I'm your…"
Larry: "Are you my Caucasian?"
Krazee: "I'm your mother f**king Caucasian."Should this be higher or lower?
Larry: "You're Black and your last name is Black? That's like if my name was Larry Jew."
Larry's little "joke" is completely lost on the Black family - thankfully. So thankfully.Should this be higher or lower?
Proclivity to Chop Sticks
Larry: "Have you noticed if she has any proclivity for chop sticks?"Oh dear GOD Larry, wtf seriously? This particular exchange is one of the most uncomfortable scenes EVER. Just stop Larry, STOP!
Guy: "Why? Why would she have a proclivity for chop sticks Larry?"
Larry: "Well she's Chinese."
Guy: "Do you think she is also a Kung Fu master?"Should this be higher or lower?
Jeff: "No, no, no."Definitely need a little context with this: Jeff's ego took a huge blow when his ex claimed he had a small penis. So, to soothe said bruised ego, Jeff tells Larry that the ex's vagina was...well, cavernous.
Larry: "Big vagina?"
Jeff: "Gigantic vagina."
Jeff: "Biggest vagina known to man. It's huge."
Larry: "You're kidding me, are you telling me the truth?"
Jeff: "It's gigantic."Should this be higher or lower?
Who doesn't have a favorite 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' quote? The HBO show, now in its eighth season, is incredibly quotable. Thanks to Larry David and his clever mind, we've been given a great gift: 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' quotes galore. From rants about religion to downright insulting comments about women (made, of course, by Larry, but also by several of his 'Curb' co-stars), this show contains some of the best quotes around. Behold, some of the funniest, most memorable 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' quotes. Don't see your favorite? Feel free to add it to the list! Please do - we want more!