Curb Your Enthusiasm Quotes
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Pretty, Pretty, Pretty, Pretty Good
Larry: "I'm feeling pretty good. Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good."Larry is trying pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty hard to convince his psychiatrist he's feeling good enough to leave therapy. How very (very, very, very) convincing...
- 274 VOTES
Get in that A**
Leon: "When a man calls you a f**king f*ggot, you get in that ass Larry, you know what i mean? You get in that ass Larry!"Leon, ever the wise one, offers some sage advice to Larry about dealing with jerks in life. You don't just kick their ass - oh no. You crawl INTO it and mess stuff up even more.
Larry: "What are you talking about?"
Leon: "You let a man slide today, you must immediately get inside somebody's ass when that happens to you. You pull the asshole open, step into the asshole, close the door behind you. Then you take a spray can right, spray Larry was here, wash me all that s**t, f**k his whole asshole up. Get a snickers bar, paper, throw that on the floor, f**k his whole asshole up. Then you open up that asshole one more time, step out his ass, then leave that motherf**ker wide open so he know you've been there."
- 354 VOTES
Are You My Caucasian?
Larry: "Are you my Caucasian?"Krazee-Eyez Killah, who could forget him? Larry sure can't. And really, who else would a wanna-be rapper want helping him write his sick rhymes?
Krazee: "I'm your…"
Larry: "Are you my Caucasian?"
Krazee: "I'm your mother f**king Caucasian."
- 462 VOTES
The Stop and Chat
Jeff: Why didn't you say 'hello' to him? You know him.Ah, the stop and chat. Who hasn't been there? The 'stop and chat' can be downright painful - Larry avoids it at all costs.
Larry: "He wanted to do a 'stop and chat,' I didn't want to do a 'stop and chat.'
Jeff: "Stop and chat? Where do you come up with these things, stop and chat?"
Larry: "He wanted to stop and chat with me - and I don't know him well enough for a stop and chat."
- 550 VOTES
Larry: "You're Black and your last name is Black? That's like if my name was Larry Jew."
Larry's little "joke" is completely lost on the Black family - thankfully. So thankfully.
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Vanilla Bulls**t Things
Larry: "I'll have a vanilla... one of the vanilla bulls**t things. You know, whatever you want, some vanilla bulls**t latte, cappa thing. Whatever you got - I don't care."Who hasn't wanted to say this to their local barista at one point or another? Maybe not exactly this way - but Larry David once again manages to tap into our frustrations with this classic quote.