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Cute Characters Who Say the Most Messed Up Things

Updated February 5, 2021 1.7k votes 217 voters 10.6k views16 items

List RulesVote up the cutest, but raunchiest, characters.

Who doesn’t love cute characters that steal the show? Everyone has those favorite adorable characters from their childhood that they found funny or adorable. But these days, the cuter the character are the more crass and inappropriate they can be. You can get away with more if you are considered adorable! Which cute characters say awful things?

There are Stewie and Brian from Family Guy, a baby and dog who know how to curse and work language for evil like few other characters can. Then there's that other Seth MacFarlane creation, the foul-mouthed Ted, from Ted and Ted 2. Many other adorable, sweet, old, and seemingly innocent characters have appeared on television and in movies throughout the years, though your opinion of their sweetness likely changed the second they opened their mouths.

Check out the list of the cutest characters who say some seriously f*cked up things. This list tells their backstory along with some of their best quotes. It will have you laughing at everything from a talking bear to a creepy grandfather.

Make sure to vote up the characters below that are the most crass, but also adorable. What makes adorable characters that say horrible things so funny? Let everyone know what you think in the comments section!
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    Roger Smith From 'American Dad!'

    Roger is an alien who lives with the Smith family. He is very self-centered and sarcastic. He enjoys alcohol, watching TV, and eating junk food. He came to live with the Smiths when he saved Roger from Area 51. 

    Roger: Steve, before she tells you your future, let me tell you her past: forty years of alcoholism and three doctorless abortions.

    Roger: This guy’s a d**che with a capital bag!

    Roger: Wow, Hayley, your cheek’s pregnant. Who’s the father? Touching your face all day with your greasy hands?

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    Ted From 'Ted'

    Ted is a magical bear that came to life when his best friend John wish, for exactly that, came true. He smokes, drinks, and does drugs. Most people believe he is sweet and cuddly, at least until he opens his mouth. 

    Frank: You think you got what it takes?
    Ted: I'll tell you what I got. Your wife's p*ssy on my breath.
    Frank: Nobody's ever spoken to me like that before.
    Ted: That's because their mouths were full of your wife's box.

    Ted: [dressed in a suit and tie] I look stupid.
    John: No, you don't, you look dapper.
    Ted: John, I look like something you give to your kid when you tell 'em Grandma died.

    Ted: Company's turning 20, huh? So you can bang it but you can't get it drunk.

  • Photo: Adult Swim

    He is literally a wad of meat, who is on the Hunger Force. He is easily manipulated by his friends, is much like a child, and by far the dumbest character of the cast. He often mistakes words and doesn't know their true meanings.

    Meatwad: I have a two-part question: one, what's he doin'? and, two, should we light him on fire? 

    Frylock: You cannot cut someone's lawn with matches, Meatwad. 
    Meatwad: Look, I know that; you gotta have gasoline, otherwise how's it gonna spread to the street? 

    Meatwad: These underwear were so cheap at the store because I got them pre-skidded.

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    Tina Belcher From 'Bob's Burgers'

    Photo: Fox

    Tina is the oldest child on Bob's Burgers. She is a hopeless romantic with a high sex drive, but she lacks basic social skills. She is quirky and seen transitioning from childhood to adolescence. He face always stays very flat and doesn't show much emotion.

    Tina: Your a** is grass and I’m gonna mow it.

    Tina: If we see any mermaids I’m gonna ask them where their merginas are.

    Tina: I’m gonna write the most erotic, graphic, freakiest friend fiction ever.



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