Fictional Characters Cute Characters Who Say the Most Messed Up Things  

Corey Barger
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List Rules Vote up the cutest, but raunchiest, characters.

Who doesn’t love cute characters that steal the show? Everyone has those favorite adorable characters from their childhood that they found funny or adorable. But these days, the cuter the character are the more crass and inappropriate they can be. You can get away with more if you are considered adorable! Which cute characters say awful things?

There are Stewie and Brian from Family Guy, a baby and dog who know how to curse and work language for evil like few other characters can. Then there's that other Seth MacFarlane creation, the foul-mouthed Ted, from Ted and Ted 2. Many other adorable, sweet, old, and seemingly innocent characters have appeared on television and in movies throughout the years, though your opinion of their sweetness likely changed the second they opened their mouths.

Check out the list of the cutest characters who say some seriously f*cked up things. This list tells their backstory along with some of their best quotes. It will have you laughing at everything from a talking bear to a creepy grandfather.

Make sure to vote up the characters below that are the most crass, but also adorable. What makes adorable characters that say horrible things so funny? Let everyone know what you think in the comments section!
Bender is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Cute Characters Who Say the Most Messed Up Things
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Bender is a robot who drinks to recharge himself. He is a gambler who likes hookers and smokes cigars. He is always the center of attention. 

Quotes:
Bender: You know what cheers me up? Other people’s misfortune.

Bender: Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The ‘x’ makes it sound cool.

Bender: You’re a pimple on society’s ass and you’ll never amount to anything!

Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass.

Also Ranked

#6 on The Best Cartoon Characters of the 90s

#45 on The Greatest TV Characters of All Time

#13 on The Funniest TV Characters of All Time

#11 on The Cutest Robots In Movies And TV, Ranked

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Eric Cartman is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Cute Characters Who Say the Most Messed Up Things
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Cartman is 10 years old and weighs around 90 pounds. He is friends with Stan, Kyle, and Kenny, although the others don't consider him their friend. He curses more than you would probably expect from a child.

Quotes:
Cartman: Dude, I'll make you eat your parents.

Cartman: It’s a man's obligation to stick high boneration in a woman's separation: this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.

Cartman: Special Olympics, what's so special about it?

Also Ranked

#16 on The Best Cartoon Characters of the 90s

#59 on The Greatest Cartoon Characters in TV History

#23 on The Greatest TV Characters of All Time

#3 on The Funniest TV Characters of All Time

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Stewie Griffin is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Cute Characters Who Say the Most Messed Up Things
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Stewie is the 1-year-old child of Peter and Lois Griffin. He aspires to world domination and is not afraid to point out your flaws. For a baby, he is very smart and can speak eloquently in a British accent.

Quotes:
Lois: Oh, I haven't been on a college campus in years. Everything seems so different.
Stewie: Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankles behind your ears that would ring a few bells.

Stewie: Die, Lois! 

Stewie (reading the Bible): My, my. What a thumping good read! Lions eating Christians, people nailing each other to two-by-fours. I say, you won't find that in Winnie the Pooh.

Also Ranked

#42 on The Best Cartoon Characters of the 90s

#22 on The Greatest Cartoon Characters in TV History

#4 on The Greatest Youngest Children in TV History

#8 on The Greatest TV Characters of All Time

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Roger Smith from "American Dad"

Roger Smith from "America... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Cute Characters Who Say the Most Messed Up Things
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Roger is an alien who lives with the Smith family. He is very self-centered and sarcastic. He enjoys alcohol, watching TV, and eating junk food. He came to live with the Smiths when he saved Roger from Area 51. 

Quotes:
Roger: Steve, before she tells you your future, let me tell you her past: forty years of alcoholism and three doctorless abortions.”

Roger: This guy’s a douche with a capital bag!

Roger: Wow, Hayley, your cheek’s pregnant. Who’s the father? Touching your face all day with your greasy hands?
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