Humor Dad Jokes So Bad They're Kind of Funny  

Logan Rapp
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Dad jokes are in and of themselves an art form. The first step is that they have to be bad. They can’t be too crass or “adult.” They have to also be the sort of thing that you should’ve seen coming, but somehow didn’t. And they’re all a little embarrassing to laugh at. But hey! Everyone else is probably groaning, laughing or both as well, so at least you’ve got that going for you? You can’t go wrong with a nice, healthy list of clean dad jokes to put in your repertoire when it’s time for you to embarrass your children.

From basic puns to tongue twisters, this list will have it all. Really, when you’re out to dinner (and you should make it a nice dinner, all the better to deploy a nice bad joke), wait until the server comes up to take your order, and then deliver one of these ridiculous short funny jokes. You will see the light go out of your server’s eyes, but then return in laughter, as your family really wonders if you should ever be brought to a nice restaurant ever again.

No matter your pleasure, these corny jokes will kill when expertly deployed. Try them on your offspring, and watch as they roll their eyes, then finally laugh, because it’s too stupid not to.

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I was thinking about moving to Moscow...

But there's no point in Russian into things. 
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I'm afraid for the calendar. . .


Its days are numbered. 

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Man, when you have a bladder infection. . .

 Urine trouble.
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How do you organize a space party?

You planet!