Dad jokes are in and of themselves an art form. The first step is that they have to be bad. They can’t be too crass or “adult.” They have to also be the sort of thing that you should’ve seen coming, but somehow didn’t. And they’re all a little embarrassing to laugh at. But hey! Everyone else is probably groaning, laughing or both as well, so at least you’ve got that going for you? You can’t go wrong with a nice, healthy list of clean dad jokes to put in your repertoire when it’s time for you to embarrass your children.
From basic puns to tongue twisters, this list will have it all. Really, when you’re out to dinner (and you should make it a nice dinner, all the better to deploy a nice bad joke), wait until the server comes up to take your order, and then deliver one of these ridiculous short funny jokes. You will see the light go out of your server’s eyes, but then return in laughter, as your family really wonders if you should ever be brought to a nice restaurant ever again.
No matter your pleasure, these corny jokes will kill when expertly deployed. Try them on your offspring, and watch as they roll their eyes, then finally laugh, because it’s too stupid not to Vote up which dad jokes you think are the funniest, and then go ahead and check out the best "your mom" jokes as well.
"Hey, dad, did you get a haircut?"
"No, I got them all cut."
People are making too many apocalypse jokes!
It's like they think there's no tomorrow!
Two guys walk into a bar. . .
The third guy ducks.
What did the 0 say to the 8?
It looks like my cat's sick.
. . . He doesn't seem to be feline well.
What do you call a fly without wings?
What did the mountain climber name his son?
"Dad, I'm hungry!"
"Hi, Hungry, I'm Dad!"