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Ruined Fifth Grade
Took my son a drink. He was doing math on his laptop. Heard no talking, assumed class was over.— TJ Beisner (@tjbeisner) December 15, 2020
I leaned down, kissed his head & said, “I love you, bud. Proud of you.”
His stiffened up and whisper-yelled: “WHAT ARE YOU DOING I AM ON ZOOM!”
And that’s how I ruined 5th grade.Funny?
Go Ask Your Wife
I was teaching my son to read and he asked me how to spell "momma." Not sure if my wife preferred "mama," I paused and said, "I don't know, I'll ask mom." After that we practiced DOG, CAT, and RUN, and after each word he'd ask if I was sure or if I wanted to check with my wife.— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) November 30, 2020Funny?
Daughter: What's the WIFI password.— Barry Mulligan (@BazzaCC) December 3, 2020
Me: Clean your room first.
30 mins later
Dad I cleaned my room.... whats the password?
It's..... cleanyourroomfirst .... lower case.... no spaces.Funny?
They Already Know The First Rule
My daughter's lip is bleeding.— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 29, 2016
None of her sisters know what happened.
At least they know the first rule of Fight Club.Funny?