Here's a list of tweets from the regular, but hilarious, Dads of Twitter. Vote up your favorite tweets below.
1. Proud Father Of "A Girl"
My daughter went to a laser quest birthday party yesterday. She set her username to “a girl”. I asked why she didn’t pick ‘bloodstone’ or ‘skull-crusher’ and she said, “So every time I zapped a boy they’d know it was a girl that took them out.”— Dave Lewis (@gattaca) December 17, 2017
Proud Dad.Good dad tweet?
2. The Rest Of Your Life
My 3 year old asked how long he had to wait until he could stop listening to me. I told him he had to listen to me for the rest of his life. He looked me dead in the eyes and said, "I'll listen to you for the rest of YOUR life." Toddlers are cold-blooded, man.— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) August 19, 2019Good dad tweet?
3. Beef With Little Girl
My daughter said "daddy we are not friends with Brooklyn because she said I dress weird"— Flirt Provocateur (@Lucky_Leftovers) January 5, 2019
No questions asked now I got beef with a 4 y/o named Brooklyn and her father.
I dont make the rules to this gang shit. I just play my role.Good dad tweet?
4. Goodnight Kids
Me: goodnight kids— Nate Usher (@thenatewolf) August 15, 2015
Kids: goodnight dad
Me: goodnight monster that eats children who are bad
Wife: [through radio under the bed] GOODNIGHTGood dad tweet?