Dennis Rodman is America’s walking id. He’s the tattooed, pierced, wedding dress wearing over-sexed maniac that we never knew we wanted. Because of his outrageous behavior it’s hard to imagine Dennis Rodman dating, but throughout all his years in the limelight Dennis Rodman married a few ladies and managed to sleep with thousands more. If you want to learn more about that crazy Dennis Rodman sex life, clip in your oversized septum piercing and keep reading.
It’s hard to be mad at Dennis Rodman for all of his crazy behavior when that’s the main reason why he’s famous. We all know he’s one of the greatest defensive players in NBA history, but precision on the court doesn’t exactly get you thrust into the eye of the paparazzi. Between his broken penis, all the prostitutes he’s slept with, and that time that he had sex during an interview, there’s so much Dennis Rodman NSFW information on this list that you’re going to need to take a shower once you’re finished reading. To find out about Dennis Rodman girlfriend troubles and when he lost his virginity, check out this list.
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Madonna Wanted Him to Get Her Pregnant
According to Rodman (so take this with a grain a salt), Madonna frantically called the former NBA player and begged for him to put a baby in her while he was in Las Vegas. "I picked up the phone and Madonna was like, 'I'm ovulating, I'm ovulating. Get your ass up here.' 'So I left my chips on the table, flew five hours to New York and did my thing. We got done and she was standing on her head in an attempt to promote conception - just like any girl trying to get pregnant. I flew back to Las Vegas and picked up my game where I left off."
Dennis Rodman Broke His Penis
Oh no. This might be the worst news that anyone has ever received. According to the greatest rebounder ever seen by the NBA/the USA's North Korean diplomat, Dennis Rodman has broken his penis three times. The incident occurred when his then-girlfriend told him to “run and jump in her p***y."
Michael Jordan Rescued Him from "Weird Situations"
#Repost @michaeljeffreyjordan23 ・・・ October 8, 1995 – Bulls trade for Dennis Rodman When the Bulls’ big man Horace Grant left the team via free agency prior to the 1994-95 season, Chicago needed a new big man to provide a force down low. NBA bad-boy Dennis Rodman. The Bulls knew Rodman well, as he had played for their arch -rival Detroit Pistons earlier in his career, and the team thought he could be the missing link to return the Bulls to championship status. The Bulls decided to take a gamble on the 34-year-old center and sent center Will Perdue and cash considerations to the San Antonio Spurs in exchange for Rodman. That gamble quickly paid off as the Bulls won three NBA championships behind Rodman’s defense and rebounding. In his first season, he averaged 5.5 points and 14.9 rebounds per game, as he won another rebounding title — one of seven straight he would go on to win.
This is third hand information from Jeremy Piven so take it with a grain of salt. While on a boat trip with Michael Jordan, the Bulls superstar told some stories about how he had to "Just go and clean up the mess a lot of times and grab Dennis and pull his large naked body out of a situation and bring him to practice. That's the way life was for them." Michael Jordan hoisting a naked Dennis Rodman over his shoulders is an image we'd love to see.
Rodman's Rules for Sex
If you want to have sex like Dennis Rodman, you have to follow a few simple rules: "Be confident in [your] d*ck. And eat p*ssy big-time, too. Go down under and have a f*cking groundhog for lunch, that’s my advice."