The Funniest Dentist Jokes

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Vote up any funny joke about dentists or dentistry

The dentist jokes and puns on this list aren't just funny, they’re the tooth! If you like that, there are plenty more dental jokes here to make you smile. The best thing about all this dental humor is that it can soothe any worries about visiting the dentist. Nothing is scary when you can joke about it. Just don’t say any of these hilarious jokes to a dentist’s face. You don’t want them coming after you with their drill because of a dentist pun.

We don’t know about you, but we absolutely hate going to the dentist and studies show that most Americans agree. Sorry, dentists, but we don’t have any fun in your waiting rooms or your fancy chairs. Most dentists are probably nice people who just want to clean the teeth of the world, but that doesn’t make a visit to the dentist's office any less nerve-racking. This list of dentist jokes takes the edge off, though. Maybe our view on orthodontists has softened now that we’ve laughed out heads off at these dentist puns.

Why don’t you read this list of dentist humor and let us know if it changes your mind about visiting the dentist? Vote up the funniest jokes about dentists, and if you have a new dentist joke that we don’t know, fill us in on it in the comments!
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  • What Did the Dentist See at the North Pole?
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    What Did the Dentist See at the North Pole?

    A molar bear!
  • What Happens When You Go to the Dentist Multiple Times?
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    What Happens When You Go to the Dentist Multiple Times?

    You know the drill.
  • What Did the Tooth Say to the Dentist on Vacation?
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    What Did the Tooth Say to the Dentist on Vacation?

    "Just fill me in when you get back."
  • What Do Dentists Do on Roller Coasters?
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    What Do Dentists Do on Roller Coasters?

    Braces themselves.
  • How Did the Dentist Become a Brain Surgeon?
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    How Did the Dentist Become a Brain Surgeon?

    Their drill slipped.
  • What Does the Dentist of the Year Receive?
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    What Does the Dentist of the Year Receive?

    A little plaque. 
  • What Happens When You Get a Gold Tooth?
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    What Happens When You Get a Gold Tooth?

    You put your money where your mouth is. 
  • Why Should You Be Nice to Your Dentist?
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    Why Should You Be Nice to Your Dentist?

    Because they have fillings too.
  • Why Did the Buddhist Refuse Novocaine During a Root Canal?
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    Why Did the Buddhist Refuse Novocaine During a Root Canal?

    They wanted to transcend dental medication!
  • What Do Dentists Call X-Rays?
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    What Do Dentists Call X-Rays?

    Tooth pics!
  • What Was the Dentist Doing in Panama?
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    What Was the Dentist Doing in Panama?

    Looking for the Root Canal! 

  • What Time Do Most People Go to the Dentist?
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    What Time Do Most People Go to the Dentist?

    At tooth hurty.
  • What Do You Call a Dentist in the Army?
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    What Do You Call a Dentist in the Army?

    A drill sergeant.
  • What Did the Dentist Say to the Golfer?
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    What Did the Dentist Say to the Golfer?

    "You have a hole in one."
  • What Is a Dentist's Office?
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    What Is a Dentist's Office?

    A filling station.
  • How Do the Dentist and the Manicurist Fight?
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    How Do the Dentist and the Manicurist Fight?

    Tooth and Nail. 
  • What Did the Werewolf Eat after He Had His Teeth Taken Out?
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    What Did the Werewolf Eat after He Had His Teeth Taken Out?

    The dentist.
  • What's the Difference Between a Dentist and a Sadist?
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    What's the Difference Between a Dentist and a Sadist?

    A dentist has newer magazines!
  • Why Do Dentists Seem Moody?
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    Why Do Dentists Seem Moody?

    Because they always look down in the mouth. 
  • What Do You Call a Dentist Who Can't Stop Working on Teeth?
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    What Do You Call a Dentist Who Can't Stop Working on Teeth?

    Abscessive compulsive.
  • What Game Did the Dentist Play When She Was a Child?
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    What Game Did the Dentist Play When She Was a Child?

    Caps and robbers.

  • What's a Toothache?
    22

    What's a Toothache?

    A pain that drives people to extraction.
  • Who Has the Most Dangerous Job in Transylvania?
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    Who Has the Most Dangerous Job in Transylvania?

    Dracula's dentist.
  • Why Do Dentists like Potatoes?
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    Why Do Dentists like Potatoes?

    Because they're so filling. 
  • Why Was the Dentist Considered a Guru?
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    Why Was the Dentist Considered a Guru?

    They had their own flossify on how to keep teeth clean.