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Despicable Me 3 Movie Quotes

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Despicable Me 3 movie quotes bring the laughs to the film which follows what happens when Gru meets his long lost twin brother Dru and heists follow. The animated adventure movie was directed by Pierre Coffin and Kyle Balda using a screenplay Cinco Paul and Ken Daurio wrote from the characters created by Sergio Pablos. Despicable Me 3 opened theatrically on June 30, 2017. 

In Despicable Me 3, Gru (voiced by Steve Carell) and wife Lucy (voiced by Kristen Wiig) work for the Anti-Villain League chasing down criminals. But after a botched mission to capture super villain Balthazar Bratt (voiced by Trey Parker) ends badly, Gru is fired by new director Valerie Da Vinci (voiced by Jenny Slate). 

Shortly thereafter, Gru is approached by a man claiming to represent Gru's twin brother, Dru (also voiced by Steve Carell). After confirming that he in fact has a twin brother he never knew about, Gru meets Dru at his lavish home. But Dru has an ulterior motive for meeting Gru, he wants Gru to join him on a heist. While Dru swore off that life long ago, considering he's out of work, he might just take the opportunity. 

Despicable Me 3 movie quotes give a sneak peak into the film just like other movie quotes do for their respective movies like for Baby Driver, Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets, War for the Planet of the Apes, and Spider-Man: Homecoming.

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    It Was So Fluffy

    Agnes: Look, a unicorn horn.
    Bartender: I saw one once.
    Agnes: Was it fluffy?
    Bartender: It was so fluffy I thought I was going to die.

    When Agnes spots a unicorn horn in these Despicable Me 3 movie quotes, she strikes up an interesting conversation about unicorns with the bartender. The fact that he once saw a super fluffy unicorn blows both of their minds, in a good way, of course.

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      How Are Things Career Wise?

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      Dru: So, brother how are things career wise?
      Gru: Ha ha, great, so so great, crushing it.

      En route to trying to get Gru to join him for a heist, Dru asks Gru how his career is going. While Gru denies it in these Despicable Me 3 movie quotes, he actually was just fired.

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        Only One Super Villain whose Fashion Sense is Quite That Dated

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        Balthazar Bratt: Heist music!
        Military Agent: Ew!
        Analyst: It’s some kind of monster!
        Silas Ramsbottom: Wait, that’s not a monster. That’s a man wearing shoulder pads! There’s only one super villain whose fashion sense is quite that dated, Balthazar Bratt. I want every agent on the scene immediately!
        Lucy Wilde: Agents Grucy are closing fast.
        Gru: Yes! Wait, wha? What did you call us?
        Lucy Wilde: Grucy, you know, Gru and Lucy  mushed together, Grucy.
        Gru: Aha! I like it, but not a lot. I don’t like it.
        Gru: He’s getting away!
        Lucy Wilde: That’s what he thinks! Get ready!
        Gru: Get ready for wha?
        Balthazar Bratt: Hello, Gru
        Gru: What about that? ... What? Oh, girls!
        Balthazar Bratt: Dance fight!
        Balthazar Bratt: This is not over!

        After playing his heist music, villain Balthazar Bratt boards a ship and immediately subdues the crew with bubble gum. But these Despicable Me 3 movie quotes don't really end in Lucy and Gru arresting him, rather a dance fight.

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          I Just Wanted to Help

          Agnus: He’s really good to snuggle with.
          Gru: Agnus, what are you doing?
          Agnus: Since you don’t have a job I just wanted to help.
          Minions: Aww

          Knowing Gru is out of a job, Agnus tries to sell her toys in these Despicable Me 3 movie quotes. The minions find it cute but it makes Gru feel incredibly bad.

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