Funny 20 Dicks with Unfortunate Last Names  

Nathan Davidson
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Being a dick definitely has its advantages in life. Dicks are usually the most successful businessmen, they thrive high-pressure situations, and they have no trouble going after the world's most desired women. Despite their inherent dickishness, they always seem to get what they want.

Now, if you're named "Dick" and you are a dick, you may find yourself in some sticky situations. Everyone loves to make fun of jerk, but they especially love to make fun of jerks with unfortunate dick names. If you were born a Richard, you're probably better off trying to be a nice guy. If not, you're funny "Dick" name may just end up being the butt of many, many, many dick jokes. Consider these pictures a warning.

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The Real "Dick Butt"

The Real "Dick Butt" is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list 20 Dicks with Unfortunate Last Names
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Shake It Off

Shake It Off is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list 20 Dicks with Unfortunate Last Names
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Major Baggage

Major Baggage is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list 20 Dicks with Unfortunate Last Names
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The Hard Truth

The Hard Truth is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list 20 Dicks with Unfortunate Last Names
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