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The Best Dinosaur Jokes

Updated November 6, 2017 8.3k votes 2.0k voters 64.6k views13 items

List RulesVote up any funny dinosaur joke or pun that will make paleontologists laugh

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    Why Can't You Hear A Pterodactyl Using The Bathroom?

    Because the 'p' is silent 
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    What Did The Female Dinosaur Call Her Blouse Making Business?

    Try Sara's Tops 
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    What Do You Call A Dinosaur With An Extensive Vocabulary?

    a thesaurus. 
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    What Do You Call A Dinosaur That Gets Into A Car Accident?

    Tyrannasaurus wreck! 
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    What Do You Call A Dinosaur That's A Noisy Sleeper?

    A Bronto-snorus. 
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    Why Did The Dinosaur Cross The Road?

    The chicken hadn't evolved yet!
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    What Do You Call A Blind Dinosaur?

    adoyouthinkhesaurus. 
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    What Do You Call A Dinosaur With A Foul Mouth?

    Bronto-swore-us. 
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    Where Does A Dinosaur Lay In The Sun?

    At the dino-shore 

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    Who Makes Dinosaur Clothes?

    Dino-sewer
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    How Do You Know If There Is A Brachiosaurus In Bed With You?

    By the dinosnores. 

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    What Do You Call A Dinosaur That Never Gives Up?

    Try and try and try and try-sarratops 
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    Which Dinosaur Slept All Day?

    The dino-snore!