Dinosaurs The Best Dinosaur Jokes  

Jack Napier
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List Rules Vote up any funny dinosaur joke or pun that will make paleontologists laugh

From a young age, children are obsessed with dinosaurs. Whether it’s because they’re an anomaly of a time lost to the ages, and represent one of life’s biggest mysteries, or if it ‘s just because they’re really freakin’ cool, no one knows.

...It’s probably just because the thunder lizards of yore are super cool. When it comes to dinosaurs, it doesn’t matter if you like them because they’re cool, or if you’ve got a genuine scientific interest, you know you want to read some funny dinosaur jokes. The dinosaur jokes on this list can be appreciated by paleontologists and laymen alike, as long as you like to laugh you won’t go wrong with anything you read on here.

If you find yourself in the unwanted position of having to make paleontologists laugh, then it’s in your best interests to memorize the hilarious dinosaur jokes on this list and try them out at the crazy paleontology party that you’ve somehow been invited to. Take one look at these paleontology puns and dinosaur jokes and you’ll see why we think they’re the triceratops.

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Why Can't You Hear A Pterodact... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Dinosaur Jokes
Why Can't You Hear A Pterodactyl Using The Bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent 

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What Do You Call A Dinosaur Wi... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Dinosaur Jokes
What Do You Call A Dinosaur With An Extensive Vocabulary? a thesaurus. 

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What Did The Female Dinosaur C... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Dinosaur Jokes
What Did The Female Dinosaur Call Her Blouse Making Business? Try Sara's Tops 

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What Do You Call A Dinosaur Th... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Dinosaur Jokes
What Do You Call A Dinosaur That Gets Into A Car Accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck! 

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What Do You Call A Dinosaur Th... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Dinosaur Jokes
What Do You Call A Dinosaur That's A Noisy Sleeper? A Bronto-snorus. 

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Why Did The Dinosaur Cross The... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Dinosaur Jokes
Why Did The Dinosaur Cross The Road? The chicken hadn't evolved yet!

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What Do You Call A Blind Dinos... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Dinosaur Jokes
What Do You Call A Blind Dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus. 

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Where Does A Dinosaur Lay In T... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Dinosaur Jokes
Where Does A Dinosaur Lay In The Sun?

At the dino-shore 

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What Do You Call A Dinosaur Wi... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Dinosaur Jokes
What Do You Call A Dinosaur With A Foul Mouth? Bronto-swore-us. 

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Who Makes Dinosaur Clothes? is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Dinosaur Jokes
Who Makes Dinosaur Clothes? Dino-sewer

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How Do You Know If There Is A ... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Dinosaur Jokes
How Do You Know If There Is A Brachiosaurus In Bed With You?

By the dinosnores. 

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What Do You Call A Dinosaur Th... is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Dinosaur Jokes
What Do You Call A Dinosaur That Never Gives Up? Try and try and try and try-sarratops 

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Which Dinosaur Slept All Day? is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best Dinosaur Jokes
Which Dinosaur Slept All Day?

The dino-snore!