From a young age, children are obsessed with dinosaurs. Whether it’s because they’re an anomaly of a time lost to the ages, and represent one of life’s biggest mysteries, or if it ‘s just because they’re really freakin’ cool, no one knows.
...It’s probably just because the thunder lizards of yore are super cool. When it comes to dinosaurs, it doesn’t matter if you like them because they’re cool, or if you’ve got a genuine scientific interest, you know you want to read some funny dinosaur jokes. The dinosaur jokes on this list can be appreciated by paleontologists and laymen alike, as long as you like to laugh you won’t go wrong with anything you read on here.
If you find yourself in the unwanted position of having to make paleontologists laugh, then it’s in your best interests to memorize the hilarious dinosaur jokes on this list and try them out at the crazy paleontology party that you’ve somehow been invited to. Take one look at these paleontology puns and dinosaur jokes and you’ll see why we think they’re the triceratops.Vote on your favorite dinosaur joke!
Why Can't You Hear A Pterodactyl Using The Bathroom?Because the 'p' is silent
What Did The Female Dinosaur Call Her Blouse Making Business?Try Sara's Tops
What Do You Call A Dinosaur With An Extensive Vocabulary?a thesaurus.
What Do You Call A Dinosaur That Gets Into A Car Accident?Tyrannasaurus wreck!
What Do You Call A Dinosaur That's A Noisy Sleeper?A Bronto-snorus.
Why Did The Dinosaur Cross The Road?The chicken hadn't evolved yet!
What Do You Call A Blind Dinosaur?adoyouthinkhesaurus.
What Do You Call A Dinosaur With A Foul Mouth?Bronto-swore-us.
Where Does A Dinosaur Lay In The Sun?
At the dino-shore
Who Makes Dinosaur Clothes?Dino-sewer
How Do You Know If There Is A Brachiosaurus In Bed With You?
By the dinosnores.
What Do You Call A Dinosaur That Never Gives Up?Try and try and try and try-sarratops
Which Dinosaur Slept All Day?