Looking for a quick and dirty joke to get you an easy laugh? Then these funny adult jokes are for you. We've compiled the funniest jokes about sex that you'll ever come across, so that you can go and tell your friends - hopefully without offending them. Vote on your favorite funny adult joke!
1 1,531 VOTES
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
1,134 397Agree or disagree?
2 655 VOTES
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
He only comes once a year.
503 152Agree or disagree?
3 784 VOTES
How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?
Once you open it, you realize it's half-empty.
586 198Agree or disagree?
4 639 VOTES
What's the difference between oral and anal sex?
Oral sex makes your day. Anal sex makes your hole weak.
483 156Agree or disagree?