Adult Jokes Dirty Adult Jokes That Will Get You a Laugh on Demand  

Evan Lambert
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Looking for a quick and dirty joke to get you an easy laugh? Then these funny adult jokes are for you. We've compiled the funniest jokes about sex that you'll ever come across, so that you can go and tell your friends - hopefully without offending them. Vote on your favorite funny adult joke!

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I went out dressed like a chicken last night...

... and I met a girl who was dressed like an egg. One thing led to another and the lifelong question was answered: it was the chicken. 
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What's the difference between your dick and a bonus check?

Someone's always willing to blow your bonus. 
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What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
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The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall...

The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?" The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."

"You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!"

"Oh yeah? Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"

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