jokes Dirty Adult Jokes That Will Get You a Laugh on Demand  

Evan Lambert
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Looking for a quick and dirty joke to get you an easy laugh? Then these funny adult jokes are for you. We've compiled the funniest jokes about sex that you'll ever come across, so that you can go and tell your friends - hopefully without offending them. Vote on your favorite funny adult joke!
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What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common?


The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
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Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?


He only comes once a year.
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How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?


Once you open it, you realize it's half-empty. 
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What's the difference between oral and anal sex?


Oral sex makes your day. Anal sex makes your hole weak. 
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