Humor Dirty Adult Jokes That Will Get You a Laugh on Demand  

Evan Lambert
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Looking for a quick and dirty joke to get you an easy laugh? Then these funny adult jokes are for you. We've compiled the funniest jokes about sex that you'll ever come across, so that you can go and tell your friends - hopefully without offending them. Vote on your favorite funny adult joke!

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What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common?


The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
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What do boobs and toys have in common?


They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
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What do the Mafia and pussies have in common?


One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep sh*t.
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What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?


Hold onto your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blowjob. 
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