Adult Jokes Dirty Adult Jokes That Will Get You a Laugh on Demand  

Evan Lambert
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Looking for a quick and dirty joke to get you an easy laugh? Then these funny adult jokes are for you. We've compiled the funniest jokes about sex that you'll ever come across, so that you can go and tell your friends - hopefully without offending them. Vote on your favorite funny adult joke!

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How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

Once you open it, you realize it's half-empty. 
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The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall...

The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?" The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."

"You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!"

"Oh yeah? Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"

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What's the difference between your wife and your job?

After five years, your job will still suck. 
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What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
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