Humor Dirty Adult Jokes That Will Get You a Laugh on Demand  

Evan Lambert
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Looking for a quick and dirty joke to get you an easy laugh? Then these funny adult jokes are for you. We've compiled the funniest jokes about sex that you'll ever come across, so that you can go and tell your friends - hopefully without offending them. Vote on your favorite funny adult joke!

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Two Italian men get on a bus.


They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
 

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."


 "You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"


 "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

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What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common?


The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
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What's the difference between your wife and your job?


After five years, your job will still suck. 
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What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?


Hold onto your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blowjob. 
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