Humor Dirty Adult Jokes That Will Get You a Laugh on Demand  

Evan Lambert
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Looking for a quick and dirty joke to get you an easy laugh? Then these funny adult jokes are for you. We've compiled the funniest jokes about sex that you'll ever come across, so that you can go and tell your friends - hopefully without offending them. Vote on your favorite funny adult joke!

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What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common?


The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
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Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?


He only comes once a year.
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What do the Mafia and pussies have in common?


One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep sh*t.
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The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall...


The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?" The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."

"You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!"

"Oh yeah? Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"

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