Adult Jokes Dirty Adult Jokes That Will Get You a Laugh on Demand  

Evan Lambert
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Looking for a quick and dirty joke to get you an easy laugh? Then these funny adult jokes are for you. We've compiled the funniest jokes about sex that you'll ever come across, so that you can go and tell your friends - hopefully without offending them. Vote on your favorite funny adult joke!

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What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

Hold onto your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blowjob. 
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How do you embarrass an archaeologist?

Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it comes from. 
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What's the difference between oral and anal sex?

Oral sex makes your day. Anal sex makes your hole weak. 
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What's the difference between your dick and a bonus check?

Someone's always willing to blow your bonus. 
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