Dirty Grandpa movie quotes follow one raunchy grandfather and his strait-laced grandson who take a road trip to Florida. The comedy film was written by John M. Philips and directed by Dan Mazer. Dirty Grandpa opened in theaters on January 22, 2016.
In Dirty Grandpa, after the funeral for his wife, Dick (Robert De Niro) insists on traveling to Florida, the place he and his late wife spent their time annually at this time of year. He needs a ride to get there so he enlists his conservative grandson Jason (Zac Efron). While Jason and his fiancé, Meredith (Julianne Hough), do not really agree with this idea, especially since Jason's wedding is in just a few days, he goes along with it.
So, driving a tiny pink car, Dick and Jason set off to Florida. Along the way, they meet a number of characters including college co-ed Lenore (Aubrey Plaza) and the possibly insane Tan Pam (Jason Mantzoukas). And while Dick is loving the spring break atmosphere, he also tries to get Jason to break out of his shell and live a little before he marries what might be, in Dick's opinion, the wrong woman.Dirty Grandpa joined theaters in early 2016 which were already showing other great films including The Revenant, Ride Along 2, 13 Hours The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi, and Norm of the North.
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Most Grandpas Just Want Toffee or Socks
Dick: The greatest gift a grandson can give his grandfather is a hot college girl who wants to have unprotected sex with her before he dies.Jason knows his grandpa is a little different from most, like the others who are interested in toffee and socks. The fact that Dick is thanking Jason for offering him a college girl for casual sex proves this fact entirely.
Jason: Most grandpas just want toffee or socks.163Should this be higher or lower?
Did You Just Get Naked?Video: YouTube
Dick: You don't even know how much I appreciate you doing this for me.Nothing says, 'I appreciate you taking me to spring break, grandson' like getting naked before going to bed. Jason does not quite see things the same way.
Jason: Did you just get naked?
Dick: Yeah, it's the best way to sleep.
Jason: Oh my god!164Should this be higher or lower?
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Like a Social Security Check
Lenore: I want you to tear open my bra like it's a social security check. Now fumble around and pretend like you're trying to find your glasses.Judging by her dirty talk involving social security checks and losing one's glasses, it seems Lenore has a thing for older men. Being the older man in that equation and deep in her breasts, Dick is okay with all of this.
Dick: I found them! I can see!2113Should this be higher or lower?
Why You Have to Drive Down to FloridaVideo: YouTube
David: I don't understand why you have to drive down to Florida. We just had the funeral.Shortly after the funeral of his wife, Dick insists on traveling to Florida with his grandson Jason driving him there. No one can understand why Dick wants to go to Florida, especially just a short few days from Jason's wedding to Meredith.
Dick: Grandmother and I were there at this time every year.
Meredith: It just seems like we're cutting it a little close with the rehearsal brunch on Friday. I'm just freaking out.
Jason: I know.
Meredith: Can you take my car, sweetie? I need the SUV for the wine.
Dick: Now let's get in that giant labia you drove up in and get out of here.139Should this be higher or lower?