Dirty Grandpa movie quotes follow one raunchy grandfather and his strait-laced grandson who take a road trip to Florida. The comedy film was written by John M. Philips and directed by Dan Mazer. Dirty Grandpa opened in theaters on January 22, 2016.
In Dirty Grandpa, after the funeral for his wife, Dick (Robert De Niro) insists on traveling to Florida, the place he and his late wife spent their time annually at this time of year. He needs a ride to get there so he enlists his conservative grandson Jason (Zac Efron). While Jason and his fiancé, Meredith (Julianne Hough), do not really agree with this idea, especially since Jason's wedding is in just a few days, he goes along with it.
So, driving a tiny pink car, Dick and Jason set off to Florida. Along the way, they meet a number of characters including college co-ed Lenore (Aubrey Plaza) and the possibly insane Tan Pam (Jason Mantzoukas). And while Dick is loving the spring break atmosphere, he also tries to get Jason to break out of his shell and live a little before he marries what might be, in Dick's opinion, the wrong woman.Dirty Grandpa joined theaters in early 2016 which were already showing other great films including The Revenant, Ride Along 2, 13 Hours The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi, and Norm of the North.
Like a Social Security Check
Lenore: I want you to tear open my bra like it's a social security check. Now fumble around and pretend like you're trying to find your glasses.
Dick: I found them! I can see!
We're Headed to Daytona
Lenore: Hey! We're headed to Daytona. So you guys want to tag along for a little bit, baby? Party some babies into us?
Jason: We're not going to Daytona. Grandpa, are you kidding me right now? Grandma's funeral was yesterday.
Dick: She told me on her deathbed, 'you get back out there again.'
Did You Just Get Naked?
Dick: You don't even know how much I appreciate you doing this for me.
Jason: Did you just get naked?
Dick: Yeah, it's the best way to sleep.
Jason: Oh my god!
Most Grandpas Just Want Toffee or Socks
Dick: The greatest gift a grandson can give his grandfather is a hot college girl who wants to have unprotected sex with her before he dies.
Jason: Most grandpas just want toffee or socks.