Dirtiest Jokes On 'Family Guy' You Won't Believe They Actually Got Away With

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Seth MacFarlane, the creator of Family Guy, doesn't shy away from controversial or offensive humor. And while many Family Guy jokes are laced with political or social commentary, likely intended to provoke some thought on a particular topic, MacFarlane also apparently wants to see how far he can push the envelope and annoy the FCC. Some of the dirtiest jokes on Family Guy seem to exist simply to inspire gasps.

Family Guy has had its moments of dark humor, and like fellow Fox hit The Simpsons, it's even predicted the future. However, it's the raunchy willingness to make light of inappropriate relationships, bury viewers in Quagmire's innuendos, and point out that Stewie is more sexually sophisticated than his father that lead to some of the show's most quotable moments.


  • 1. Meg And Chris Play Seven Minutes In Heaven

    Meg And Chris Play Seven Minutes In Heaven
    Photo: Fox
    768 votes
  • 2. Quagmire Pretends To Be A Woman's Chair

    Quagmire Pretends To Be A Woman's Chair
    Photo: Fox
    606 votes
  • 3. Meg Wants A Floor Mirror

    Meg Wants A Floor Mirror
    Photo: Fox
    344 votes
  • 4. Stewie Is Totally Over Co-Sleeping

    Stewie Is Totally Over Co-Sleeping
    Photo: Fox
    416 votes
  • 5. Quagmire Confuses Lois's Request To 'Help Tear Up' Her Carpet

    Quagmire Confuses Lois's Request To 'Help Tear Up' Her Carpet
    Photo: Fox
    333 votes
  • 6. Everything Herbert Says Is Over-The-Top

    Everything Herbert Says Is Over-The-Top
    Photo: Fox
    430 votes