Disney is the happiest brand on Earth. It's a symbol of innocence and wholesome, family fun. The House of Mouse has been entertaining kids since the dawn of time – or, at the very least, the 1920s. But it turns out Disney isn't as pure as you might think. It's hard to count just how many jokes in Disney movies you missed as a kid, but every film is pretty much a treasure trove of secretly raunchy humor.
It's not uncommon for sordid quips to be hiding in the dialogue of some favorite children's shows – Hey Arnold is full of them, and so is Justice League Unlimited. And maybe that humor is to be expected. After all, parents are watching these films as well. Why not throw some jokes for adults in Disney movies, too? The kids won't even notice.
Whether it's Cruella De Vil joking about touching a dog inappropriately or Aladdin being chased out of a brothel, dirty jokes in Disney movies are plentiful. Even the beloved Frozen isn't sacred. Here are some of the raunchiest, most hilarious adult jokes in Disney movies. Once you see them, you'll never watch these flicks the same way again.
Yup, There's A Strip Club In Cars
The dirty jokes in Cars largely fly under the radar, because only a small fraction of adults are interested in watching a film about animated, anthropomorphic cars. The ones that did definitely couldn't have missed the actual strip club sneakily tucked away on the highway. The sign reads "Top Down Truckstop: All Convertible Waitresses."
Buzz Lightyear's Wings Pop In Toy Story 2
In Toy Story 2, Buzz's faulty wings make a little bit more sense when you look at them through an adult lens. When Buzz starts getting a little cozy with Jessie, she runs off to save a dog in need. He looks at her and his wings pop up and start flashing. Apparently she made him a little too excited.
Foot Size Doesn't Matter In Frozen
This joke about, uh, size is sneakily thrown into one of Disney's biggest hits, the juggernaut Frozen. Chances are you missed it the first time around, because you were too busy belting out "Let It Go." Kristoff is grilling Anna about Hans. He asks his foot size, and she answers, "Foot size doesn't matter." You know what they say about feet, right?
The Earth Moves In Aladdin And The King Of Thieves
The second sequel to Aladdin, Aladdin and the King of Thieves, follows in the off-color legacy of the original film. One of the most under-the-radar dirty jokes comes from Robin Williams's Genie. The ground begins shaking during Aladdin and Jasmine's wedding, and Genie quips, "I thought the Earth wasn't supposed to move until the honeymoon."