Dogs The Best Dog Jokes  

Jack Napier
295 votes 125 voters 2.6k views 10 items

List Rules Vote up any favorite cute, funny joke about dogs or puppies

Everyone knows that dogs are a man’s (and woman’s!) best friend. But did you know that dogs are also the funniest little fuzzies in the animal kingdom? If you didn’t, you’ve obviously never spent a minute with a cute little puppy bark and bite – because they’re total goofs. One might say that dogs are not only our best friends, but that they’re the comedians of the animal world. So anyway, here are the funniest jokes about dogs. They're good jokes about dogs and puppies. We promise.

Vote on your favorite funny dog jokes! Dog puns!
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How Does A Dog Stop A Film? is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Dog Jokes
How Does A Dog Stop A Film? By hitting the paws button

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32 20
What Do You Call A Dog Magicia... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Dog Jokes
What Do You Call A Dog Magician?

A labracadabrador. 

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18 8
Why Did The Dog Cross The Road... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Dog Jokes
Why Did The Dog Cross The Road?

To get to the "barking" lot! 

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18 8
What Kind Of Dog Does Dracula ... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Dog Jokes
What Kind Of Dog Does Dracula Have? A blood hound!
 

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19 10
What Do You Call A Frozen Dog? is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Dog Jokes
What Do You Call A Frozen Dog? A pupsicle

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18 10
What Do You Call A Cold Dog? is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Dog Jokes
What Do You Call A Cold Dog? A chili dog!

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22 16
What Do You Call A Dog That Sn... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Dog Jokes
What Do You Call A Dog That Sniffs Out New Flowers? A bud hound!

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12 8
How Did The Scottish Dog Feel ... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Dog Jokes
How Did The Scottish Dog Feel When He Saw A Monster? Terrier-fied!

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11 9
What Do You Get When You Cross... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Dog Jokes
What Do You Get When You Cross A Race Dog With A Bumble Bee?

A Greyhound Buzz. 

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10 9
What Was The Dog's Favorite Ci... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Dog Jokes
What Was The Dog's Favorite City? New Yorkie!