2016 election Everything Donald Trump Was Thinking but Not Saying in the Third Debate  

Jacob Shelton
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List Rules Vote up the things you think were running through Trump's head during the final Clinton-Trump debate.

Donald Trump is such a demure character that he’s probably not thinking about anything crazy right? Just kidding, whatever Donald Trump's thoughts during the last presidential debate were had to be absolutely bonkers. There were probably a few misogynistic epithets floating around, and at least secret mental cue to Vladimir Putin (just in case telepathy is a thing). Even though it seems like he’s speaking off the top of his head, the things Donald Trump wanted to say during the third debate were probably much more of a nightmare than anything he spewed at Chris Wallace. It’s time to take a look at all the things Donald Trump thought during the final election debate.

Whether you like him or not, you have to admit that Donald Trump tends to say what’s on his mind, but even the most ridiculous fame monsters have to have some kind of inner monologue. We don’t know for sure, but we think that the thoughts raging in Donald Trump’s head are a million times worse than anything he says on a daily basis. That, or he can’t get "Uptown Funk" out of his head. Just to be sure, how about taking a look at his innermost thoughts during the debate.

Vote up the thoughts you think were running through Trump’s head during the final Clinton-Trump debate. 

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Remember Donald, Grab This Deb... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Everything Donald Trump Was Thinking but Not Saying in the Third Debate
Remember Donald, Grab This Debate by the P*ssy

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I Should Really Get Longer tha... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Everything Donald Trump Was Thinking but Not Saying in the Third Debate
I Should Really Get Longer than a Two Minute Response Time

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How Often Do I Get to Respond?... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Everything Donald Trump Was Thinking but Not Saying in the Third Debate
How Often Do I Get to Respond? Every 10 Seconds Right?

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After All, Hillary Clinton Is ... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Everything Donald Trump Was Thinking but Not Saying in the Third Debate
After All, Hillary Clinton Is Another Brick in the Mexican Wall, Such a Sweet Song They Should Make Me President of Music

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My New Spray Tan Better Look B... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Everything Donald Trump Was Thinking but Not Saying in the Third Debate
My New Spray Tan Better Look Beautiful on Camera

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I Hope Putin Is Watching, He&#... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Everything Donald Trump Was Thinking but Not Saying in the Third Debate
I Hope Putin Is Watching, He's Such a Babe

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How Can I Swing This Back to H... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Everything Donald Trump Was Thinking but Not Saying in the Third Debate
How Can I Swing This Back to Hillary Being a Criminal?

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I Wish I Could Deport Hillary ... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Everything Donald Trump Was Thinking but Not Saying in the Third Debate
I Wish I Could Deport Hillary from This Debate

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Why Didn't Anyone Cheer When I... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Everything Donald Trump Was Thinking but Not Saying in the Third Debate
Why Didn't Anyone Cheer When I Mentioned the American Flag?

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Whatever You Do, Don't For... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Everything Donald Trump Was Thinking but Not Saying in the Third Debate
Whatever You Do, Don't Forget to Work NAFTA Into the Debate

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I Can't Wait to Fist Fight... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Everything Donald Trump Was Thinking but Not Saying in the Third Debate
I Can't Wait to Fist Fight Chris Wallace in the Parking Lot

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Wait 'Till These Folks Hea... is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Everything Donald Trump Was Thinking but Not Saying in the Third Debate
Wait 'Till These Folks Hear What I Have to Say About Women's Rights

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How Do You Like Me Now Emmy Vo... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Everything Donald Trump Was Thinking but Not Saying in the Third Debate
How Do You Like Me Now Emmy Voters?

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Do Open Borders Extend Fourth ... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Everything Donald Trump Was Thinking but Not Saying in the Third Debate
Do Open Borders Extend Fourth Meal?

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I Can't Believe I Just Sai... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Everything Donald Trump Was Thinking but Not Saying in the Third Debate
I Can't Believe I Just Said, "You're the Puppet"

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Please Don't Compare My Ca... is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Everything Donald Trump Was Thinking but Not Saying in the Third Debate
Please Don't Compare My Campaign to Aleppo

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Oooh I Said "Hell," ... is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Everything Donald Trump Was Thinking but Not Saying in the Third Debate
Oooh I Said "Hell," Are You Scandalized America?

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De-Bunked? Deb-Unked? Am I Say... is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Everything Donald Trump Was Thinking but Not Saying in the Third Debate
De-Bunked? Deb-Unked? Am I Saying That Right?

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Remember, It's "Radica... is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Everything Donald Trump Was Thinking but Not Saying in the Third Debate
Remember, It's "Radical Islamic Terrorism," Not Radical Indy Grab Tubularism

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Economists? More Like Economis... is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Everything Donald Trump Was Thinking but Not Saying in the Third Debate
Economists? More Like Economisses. Boom.

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Remember What You Learned from... is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Everything Donald Trump Was Thinking but Not Saying in the Third Debate
Remember What You Learned from Jim Halpert: Look at the Camera and Shrug

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Haiti, Hate, Get It? is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Everything Donald Trump Was Thinking but Not Saying in the Third Debate
Haiti, Hate, Get It?

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LOL Means "Lots of Luck,&... is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Everything Donald Trump Was Thinking but Not Saying in the Third Debate
LOL Means "Lots of Luck," Right?

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Do I Look Too Much Like a Leat... is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Everything Donald Trump Was Thinking but Not Saying in the Third Debate
Do I Look Too Much Like a Leather Jack-O-Lantern?

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What Rhymes With Syria? is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Everything Donald Trump Was Thinking but Not Saying in the Third Debate
What Rhymes With Syria?

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For Once, Fact Checking Worked... is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list Everything Donald Trump Was Thinking but Not Saying in the Third Debate
For Once, Fact Checking Worked For Me!

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Where Are My Notecards on Iran... is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list Everything Donald Trump Was Thinking but Not Saying in the Third Debate
Where Are My Notecards on Iran?