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All Of Donald Trump's Nicknames For People, Ranked By How Inappropriate They Are

Updated August 13, 2018 10.3k votes 1.1k voters 20.1k views27 items

List RulesVote up the most unbelievably inappropriate nicknames that you can't believe the actual President of the United States has called someone.

As a man who often speaks in short, declarative spurts, President Donald Trump loves a good nickname, naturally. If you watch Trump interviews, read his tweets, or listen to his press conferences, you probably already know quite a few of them. POTUS has created nicknames for everyone from world leaders, to fellow politicians, to media professionals, and even famous journalists.

If you run through the Donald Trump list of nicknames, you may find yourself laughing at a few in spite of yourself; you're only human. Maybe you think "Sleepy Eyes" is such a good nickname for Chuck Todd and how weirdly specific is "Low Energy Jeb?" No adult would ever say something that rude in the real world, except Donald Trump just did and he's our president. So maybe you laugh a little and shake your head at Donald Trump's insane nickname-calling tweets in the same way that you'd quietly laugh at a schoolyard bully who is hilarious but shouldn't be encouraged.

But when Donald Trump publicly calls the leader of nuclear-armed North Korea "Rocket Man" in front of the United Nations is it still funny? When he started calling Hillary Clinton "Crooked Hillary" and mobs of people at his rallies chanted "lock her up" and there was actual, real violence, was that funny?

Regardless of your political affiliation, let's all take a moment and vote up the nicknames that are so inappropriate that they actually cross the line.

  • Pocahontas1


    Age: 71

    BirthplaceOklahoma City, United States of America, United States, with Territories, Oklahoma

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  • Rocket Man2

    Rocket Man

    Age: 37

    BirthplacePyongyang, Pyongan, North Korea

    Kim Jong-un (officially transcribed Kim Jong Un; Korean: 김정은; Korean pronunciation:... more on Wikipedia

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  • Dumb As A Rock Mika3

    BirthplaceNew York City, New York, United States of America

    Mika Emilie Leonia Brzezinski Scarborough (; born May 2, 1967) is an American journalist, talk... more on Wikipedia

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  • Crooked Hillary4

    BirthplaceChicago, Illinois, United States of America

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  • Psycho Joe5

    Psycho Joe

    Age: 57

    BirthplaceAtlanta, Georgia, United States of America

    Charles Joseph Scarborough (; born April 9, 1963) is an American cable news host and former... more on Wikipedia

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  • Crazy Bernie6

    BirthplaceNew York City, New York-White Plains-Wayne, NY-NJ Metropolitan Division, Area code 917, Contiguous United States

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  • Little Marco7

    BirthplaceMiami, Florida, USA

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  • Lowlife8


    Age: 56

    BirthplaceWashington, D.C., United States of America

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  • Sleepy Eyes9

    BirthplaceMiami, Florida, United States of America

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  • Wacky Congresswoman Wilson10

    BirthplaceArea code 786, Miami-Dade County, Florida, Area code 305, Florida

    Frederica Smith Wilson (born Frederica Patricia Smith, November 5, 1942) is a politician who... more on Wikipedia
  • Lyin' Ted11

    Lyin' Ted

    Age: 49

    BirthplaceCanada, Alberta, Division No. 6, Alberta, Rocky View No. 44

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  • Al Frankenstein12

    BirthplaceNew York City, Area code 917, Contiguous United States, New York, United States of America

    Alan Stuart Franken (born May 21, 1951) is an American politician, comedian, media... more on Wikipedia
  • Cryin' Chuck13

    BirthplaceNew York City, New York, USA

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  • Low Energy Jeb14

    BirthplaceMidland, Texas, USA

    John Ellis "Jeb" Bush (born February 11, 1953) is an American politician who served as the... more on Wikipedia

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  • Crazy Megyn15

    BirthplaceSyracuse, New York, United States of America

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  • Wacky Omarosa/Lowlife16

    BirthplaceYoungstown, Ohio, USA

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  • Lightweight Senator Kirsten Gillibrand17

    BirthplaceAlbany, Contiguous United States, New York, Albany County, United States of America

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  • Punchy18


    Age: 77

    BirthplaceGreenwich Village, New York City, New York, United States of America

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  • Liddle' Bob Corker19

    BirthplaceOrangeburg, South Carolina, USA

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  • Dopey Sugar20

    BirthplaceLondon Borough of Hackney, London, England

    Alan Michael Sugar, Baron Sugar (born 24 March 1947) is a British business magnate, media... more on Wikipedia
  • Puppet Jones21
    Gordon Douglas Jones (born May 4, 1954) is an American attorney and politician. Jones served... more on Wikipedia
  • Jeff Flakey22

    Jeff Flakey

    Age: 57

    BirthplaceSnowflake, Navajo County, United States of America, United States, with Territories

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  • One For 3823

    One For 38

    Age: 68

    BirthplaceMcKees Rocks, Pennsylvania, USA

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  • Lost Soul24

    Lost Soul

    Age: 46

    BirthplaceNew York City, New York, United States of America

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  • Mad Alex25

    Mad Alex

    Age: 65

    BirthplaceLinlithgow, United Kingdom

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