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What Is Donald Trump Hiding in His Tax Returns? 

Jacob Shelton
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List Rules Vote up the things in Trump's tax returns that you think he wants to keep quiet.

Donald Trump's taxes have become a sticking point for people across the political spectrum: Democrats and classic conservatives want them released, alt-righters are cheering on Trump for refusing to release his tax returns, and regular Americans are trying to figure out what all of this means, and more importantly, what's in President Trump's tax returns? Wild theories abound, and while it’s likely that the craziest ideas probably aren’t true, there’s still a possibility that Trump is hiding a few damning tax practices in his IRS returns.

Why won't Donald Trump releases his tax returns? The real answer is probably closer to “he’s a smug, rich bully who doesn’t think rules apply to him,” but it would be a lot more fun (and less depressing) if his tax returns were full of donations from Russia and North Korea. For President Donald Trump, tax returns present the problem of exposing him for the huckster that he truly is. If he’s really as wealthy as he says, he would have released his returns months ago and not thought twice about the issue. Or maybe he’s worried that the American people will feel inadequate when we see how much money he really makes.

Vote up the things in Trump’s tax returns that you think he wants to keep quiet, and if you think there’s something nefarious hiding in The Donald’s tax returns not covered here – tell everyone in the comments.

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A Near-Total Lack of Charitable Donations
2
A Bevy of Offshore Accounts
3
A Smaller Personal Fortune Than He Claims
4
That's He's Making Campaign Contributions to Himself from Shell Corporations
5
How Much Outsourcing His Company Does
6
The Fact That He Hasn't Actually Paid His Taxes in Years
7
That He's a Stakeholder in Fox News and Breitbart
8
Monetary Ties to Vladimir Putin
9
No Actual Assets
10
Shady Investments
11
The Actual Cost of the Make America Great Again Hats
12
Enough Ridiculous Deductions to Make Your Blood Boil
13
His Many Attempts to Write Off His Real Doll Collection as a Business Expense
14
The Massive Depreciation of Interest in His Real Estate Holdings
15
A Mountain of Debt
16
Gifts from Mysterious Russians
17
That He Uses the 1040 EZ When Filing His Returns
18
Donations to a Mistress
19
Something Called "The Donald's Big Bizness Plan"
20
Lots of Redaction
21
Associations with the Mafia
22
Massive Debt to the Chinese
23
Millions of Dollars in Black Lives Matter Donations
24
He's Flat Broke
25
An Unfathomable Amount of Self Tanning Purchases