Every Woman Who Has Died From Sleeping With James Bond

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Vote up the women who suffered the worst fates after getting 007 inches of Bond.

James Bond's pants should come with a warning label: if you unzip them, there's a strong chance you'll be violently murdered within the next ten minutes (of screen time, at least). While Bond girls are known for being beautiful, malleable, and often working for the other side, they also have another common characteristic, death-by-sex. They're frequently killed shortly after shagging 007, often as a direct result of said shag. Bond outlives them all, and continues to freely hook up and commit grisly acts without giving much thought to the women he's condemning. What strange puritanical morality in swinging '60s movies.

Women 007 condemned are hardly helpless. Many are dangerous spies who seem destined to outlive Bond, given his habit of living life on the edge. Yet, thanks to sexist Bond tropes, these wily women invariably meet a gruesome end. Talk about coded messages in film.

For Bond experts out there keeping track, Elektra King (Sophie Marceau) of The World Is Not Enough and Miranda Frost (Rosamund Pike) of Die Another Day both sleep with 007 and die, but are not on this list. Why? Because they're villains who aren't killed until the end, and therefore don't fit the trope. May Day, who does appear here, is most definitely a henchwoman, not a villain. 

So let's pour one out for the following ladies who had so much to offer yet fell victim to brutal, untimely deaths. 

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    Film: Casino Royale

    Bond: Daniel Craig, AKA Crybaby McCryface

    Cause of Death: Drowning, sort-of suicide

    The Deets: You can't really put this one on Bond, because Vesper Lynd (Eva Green) was one complicated Bond girl. Sent to work with 007 as a treasury officer bankrolling and overseeing his high stakes poker game, she's secretly a double agent working for bad boy Mr. White. Vesper didn't choose the double agent life, though, the double agent life chose her. The bad guys kidnapped her boyfriend and blackmailed her into helping them.

    Despite all these complications in her life/backstory, Vesper falls in love with Bond. When they're kidnapped and tortured, she promises the money Bond won in the poker game in exchange for his safety. After a sex-crazed vacay in Italy, she goes to drop the money, at which point Bond is onto her, and follows. A chase through the streets and over the canals of Venice off.  

    In the ensuing shootout, Vesper is trapped in an old elevator in a flooding building. When Bond finally reaches the lift to rescue her, she locks the door and plummets to the water surging into a sinking house, drowning herself over her guilt and leaving us with Sad James Bond for like two more movies. 

  • Film: On Her Majesty's Secret Service

    Bond: George "One Shot" Lazenby

    Cause of Death: Shot in the head

    The Deets: James Bond once got hitched and, surprise surprise, it didn't end well. Tracy di Vincenzo (Diana Rigg, of The Avengers fame) is the daughter of crime boss Marc-Ange Draco. Draco has trouble dealing with his wild, unruly daughter, so he decides the best way to get her to settle down into a nice quiet life is to have her marry known spy and philanderer 007. Bond agrees to date her under the condition Draco give him information on longtime enemy Ernst Blofeld.

    Of course, James and Tracy fall in love for reals and Bond asks her to marry him after a particularly cozy evening in a barn. They get about one minute of post-wedding bliss before Blofeld and friends kill the bride in a drive-by shooting. 

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    Film: Goldfinger

    Bond: Sean "OG" Connery

    Cause of Death: Skin Asphyxation

    The Deets: Jill Masterson (Shirley Eaton) was hired by archvillain Auric Goldfinger to sit on his hotel room balcony and spy on his opponent's hands while he played cards on the pool deck below. When a suspicious James Bond investigates, he finds beautiful Jill in Goldfinger's suite and promptly bangs her.

    Jill has just enough screen time to prance around the bed in Bond's over-sized shirt (a classic Bond-girl pastime) before Goldfinger's henchman Oddjob kills her by painting her entire body gold. She therefore dies of "skin asphyxiation," which, to save you the Googling time, is not real a thing.

  • Film: Quantum of Solace

    Bond: Daniel Craig

    Cause of Death: Drowned in crude oil

    The Deets: In Quantum of Solace, Bond is out for revenge, and goes on a wild goose chase against the orders of M. Agent Fields (Gemma Arterton), as she preferred to be called, for obvious reasons, is an employee of the British consul sent to bring Bond back to England on a plane from Bolivia. Of course, they sleep together instead, and Bond takes her to a party full of bad guys and ditches her. When he returns to his hotel room, poor Strawberry has been drowned and drenched in crude oil, an homage to previously murdered bond girl Jill Masterson. Which begs the question, are Bond villains watching Bond movies?