The Best 'Dr. Strangelove' Quotes

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Best Dr. Strangelove quotes, with movie clips, ranked by fans. This list of great movie quotes from Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb collects all of the most famous lines from the film in one place, allowing you to pick the top quotes and move them up the list. Everyone loves to quote famous lines from movies, so having a good knowledge of good movie quotes can be essential -- you wouldn't want to miss a funny Dr. Strangelove reference about precious bodily fluids in your favorite new TV show, after all! 

Consistently named one of the best movies of all time, Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb searches for methods in the madness of a General who believes the USSR is out to poison the US through the fluoridation of the water supply and sets off to launch a nuclear attack that he and his prisoner alone can stop. Stanley Kubrick's classic was nominated for four Oscars including Best Picture and Best Director.

This list includes all the best Dr. Strangelove lines and moments, just as they appeared in the actual movie script. Whether they are funny quotes, sad quotes, quotes about love or death, all the most famous Dr. Strangelove quotes are here.

  • 1
    160 VOTES

    No Fighting in Here

    No Fighting in Here
    Video: YouTube
    President Merkin Muffley: Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.
    160 votes
  • 2
    83 VOTES

    A Good Pilot Is....

    General "Buck" Turgidson: If the pilot's good, see, I mean if he's reeeally sharp, he can barrel that baby in so low... oh you oughta see it sometime. It's a sight. A big plane like a '52... varrrooom! Its jet exhaust... frying chickens in the barnyard!
    83 votes
  • 3
    102 VOTES

    What Is It About War

    What Is It About War
    Video: YouTube
    General Jack D. Ripper: Mandrake, do you recall what Clemenceau once said about war?
    Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: No, I don't think I do, sir, no.
    General Jack D. Ripper: He said war was too important to be left to the generals. When he said that, 50 years ago, he might have been right. But today, war is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
    102 votes
  • 4
    69 VOTES

    What is Fluoridation

    What is Fluoridation
    Video: YouTube
    General Jack D. Ripper: Fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face.
    69 votes
  • 5
    41 VOTES

    No Horsing

    Major T. J. "King" Kong: Goldie, how many times have I told you guys that I don't want no horsing around on the airplane?
    41 votes
  • 6
    60 VOTES

    Wanna Know What I Think

    Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Colonel! Colonel, I must know what you think has been going on here!
    Colonel "Bat" Guano: You wanna know what I think?
    Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Yes!
    Colonel "Bat" Guano: I think you're some kind of deviated prevert. I think General Ripper found out about your preversion, and that you were organizing some kind of mutiny of preverts. Now MOVE!
    60 votes