From Redditor u/--Jester--:
I was working the drive through at Carl's Jr. one evening as a very innocent 17 year old. It was pretty close to closing time, sometime after 10pm.
A car pulled up and some slightly slurred speech said something I didn't fully understand, but I heard the word "food" and since it was the drive through it seemed like a safe assumption that they wanted to order food. It's not typical to ask if they can order food first, but I replied "Sure, go ahead when you're ready".
They proceeded to order 4 people's worth of food and I gave them their total.
What happened next was not something I was remotely prepared for. Four slightly overweight to very overweight middle-aged women pulled up in their car, all completely topless. As sheepishly avoided looking I repeated their total and one of them loudly reiterated what I hadn't fully heard initially, "We said we wanna trade some t*ts for some food!"
"Hold on a minute," I replied.
I then walked back to where my manager was currently preparing their food. He asked if there was a problem and I said "Kind of...they need to talk to you. I'll wash up and take over for you here..." I'm pretty sure he picked up on my distress and didn't argue or ask any more questions.
By the time I finished washing my hands he came back with a slightly annoyed look and told me I should just finish making their order and he would pass it out to them.
I'm not sure if they paid or not, but I'm guessing my manager just wrote off the order so they would leave and no longer be our problem. We then had a decent laugh about it, but I was pretty horror stricken at the time.