Humor These Drug Dealer Business Cards Are Hilarious (And Probably Not Fooling Anyone)  

Lisa A. Flowers
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List Rules Vote up the funniest business cards.

Being a black market success doesn't mean eschewing advertising - it just means broadcasting your services in subtle and ingeniously unconventional ways. That, apparently, is why a lot of modern-day drug dealers have turned to business cards.

Since the acid renaissance of the 1960s, unique business cards (and celebrity business cards) have been something of a cult sensation.  However, instead of exuding professionalism, many drug dealer business cards in the 21st century are downright hilarious in their underground allusions and/or blatant crudity. You just have to know what you want, and what you're looking for.

Check out the below cards, and vote up the most hilarious ones. 

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Complimentary Samples Make All The Difference


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Photo: Manchester Evening News
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When Selling Coke, Why Not Evoke A Product That Once Actually Contained It?


When Selling Coke, Why Not Evo... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list These Drug Dealer Business Cards Are Hilarious (And Probably Not Fooling Anyone)
Photo: NY Daily News
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Heroin (And/Or Ketamine) Has Never Looked So Equestrian


Heroin (And/Or Ketamine) Has N... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list These Drug Dealer Business Cards Are Hilarious (And Probably Not Fooling Anyone)
Photo:  VICE UK/Twitter
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Vintage Business Card For A "Library" Named After A Civil War Era Opium User


Vintage Business Card For A &#... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list These Drug Dealer Business Cards Are Hilarious (And Probably Not Fooling Anyone)
Photo: The Timothy Leary Archives
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