Ever found yourself drunk and home alone, convinced beyond a shadow of a doubt that sending out drunk tweets to all your adoring fans is the best idea ever? If so, then get ready to find yourself in fantastic company with this collection of funny tweets about being drunk from people shamelessly sipping in the company of no one but their cats. After all, you're not technically drunk alone as long as you're interacting with people online right?
Here you'll find some of the most fantastically funny drunk tweets ever inspired by one too many glasses of Two Buck Chuck on a lonely Tuesday. These home alone tweets are here to show you that you and that bottle of discount rosé aren't the only ones out there pondering life's most meaningless questions and celebrating the false sense of security that only an ill thought out bottle of tequila can inspire.
So fire up the laptop, raise your glass, and let the solo sipping commence!
- 1314 VOTES
Behold: A Tip from a Home Drinking Master
- 2188 VOTES
Nothing Wrong with a Time-Honored Home Remedy
- 3187 VOTES
Humanity's Favorite Plan B Since the Discovery of Grapes
- 4246 VOTES
Home Drinking: Defeating Social Conventions Everywhere
- 5158 VOTES
Well Play, Wine, Well Played
- 6184 VOTES
When You Start to See a Beautiful Pattern Taking Shape