Funny 23 Idiotic Drunk Facebook Posts You're Glad You Didn't Write  

Whitney S Moore
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List Rules Vote up the drunken Facebook posts you're most excited you didn't write.

Facebook is used for many things: checking out your ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend, silently judging your high school friend that has two kids, recoiling in horror at the fact that your mom "liked" the Magic Mike XXL fan page. The point of Facebook, and all other social media accounts, is to make your life seem way better than anyone else's, while simultaneously hating on all all of your "friends" and their ridiculous pregnancy announcements and work promotion humble brags.

It's no secret that Facebook is also a place that thrives on drama, especially when you bring alcohol into the mix. Whether you're about to get drunk, are in the act of, or are hung over the next morning reliving some terrifying half-memories, Facebook will always be there for you. Have you ever had a lapse in judgement and posted some straight up wack sh*t on your wall? Let this list of similarly un-sober minds ease your embarrassment.

Vote up the funniest drunk Facebook posts, and talk about your craziest drunk social media moments in the comment section!

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Don't Mess With Your Cab Driver


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Did He Really Pour Himself a Whole Cup of Vodka, Or...?


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It's Like He's His Own Santa Claus


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What's Worse: Drunk Driving, or Pretending to Drive Drunk for Likes?


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