Here Are the Best Drunk Foods Across America
Getting drunk and eating greasy, disgusting/amazing food is truly one of the greatest things that you can do as adult. Drunk food is a special thing that anyone can make, but only a few select restaurants, and diners across America know how to do it right make food that can fill you up and get you thinking straight. But what is the best American drunk food? Is it a box of chicken fingers and garlic bread from Florida? Or is it a pile of french fries covered in everything but the kitchen sink from San Diego? It’s all of that and everything in between. Come along on our cross country road trip through the cities who really know how to treat a burgeoning alcoholic.
It can be hard to find good drunk food. You don’t want to eat something that’s too greasy because you’ll end up puking your guts out, but you also don’t want to eat a salad after you just drank a gallon of whiskey and sang fifteen Elton John songs at an underground karaoke bar. When you’re drunk the food you eat has to be substantial, it should have something melted on top of it, and if it can come with extra sauce then you need to make that happen. Let’s take a look at the best drunk food in the good ol’ US of A.
What kind of late night drunk cuisine does your city have? And should it be included on this list? Leave us a comment if you think your city has what it takes.
- 141 VOTES
The Martian Landscape - Austin, Texas
At the Magnolia Cafe in Austin the best thing to order after you've been going HAM on 6th street is this good ol' fashioned plate of grilled potatoes smothered in cheese and green onions.
- 252 VOTES
Cheesesteak - Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Some things are classics for a reason, and you can't go wrong with a philly cheesesteak. Just make sure you go to the right restaurant.
- 325 VOTES
The Awful-Awful Burger - Reno, NevadaPhoto: RenoTahoe / flickr / CC-BY-NC-ND 2.0
Word is that the Awful-Awful Burger at The Little Nugget casino is half a pound, it has a special sauce, and it sits on top of a mountain of fries. After you lose half of your checking account and can feel the hangover coming on this burger is the only way to make yourself feel better.
- 428 VOTES
Chili Cheese Fries - Nashville, Tennessee
After a long night of rockin' in the country music capital of the world you need to get yourself to the Paradise Park Trailer Resort for some chili cheese fries. These fries are the ultimate party food.
- 540 VOTES
Lobster Bisque Fries - New York, New York
The thick-cut fries at Brooklyn's Extra Fancy are doused in a savory lobster bisque and covered in liberal handfuls of lobster meat. $18 never tasted so good.
- 622 VOTES
Debris Fries - New Orleans, Louisiana
Bruno's debris fries are the only thing that can sober you up after a night of hand grenade soaked debauchery. They're soaked in melted cheese, roast beef, and horse radish sauce and they'll bring you back to life.