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28 Helpful Notes Written By Drunk People To Their Sober Selves 

Nathan Davidson
Updated October 13, 2018 26.8k votes 6.6k voters 647.8k views 28 items

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All humans are glass cases of emotion, and enough drinks can crack them open to the point where feelings flow uncontrollably like entities from Pandora's Box. To relay these profound sentiments to the sober self, drunks often leave behind drunk notes, documents capable of true brilliance or utter incoherence. Like that meat-lovers' pizza you forgot you ordered, drunk notes are usually a fun surprises you find in your bed the next morning. Accounts from the night before and little tidbits of advice are typical motifs, but many drunk letters defy known language itself, making you question what you got into last night. Thus, it is up to you to Nancy Drew their meanings together the next day.

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Smell You Later
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Total Dick Move
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Smarty Pants
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Office Party Fail List
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