The Best Duck Jokes

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Vote up any funny pun or quack about ducks

Funny duck jokes! If you too need a way to break the ice with that cute guy/gal at the your local coffee shoppe, check out this list of the funniest duck jokes ever!

These are the best jokes about ducks and duck puns. Like cheese and quackers. You know, stuff like that.

Vote for your favorite duck joke now!
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  • Did You Hear About The Duck With A Drug Problem?
    1
    698 votes

    Did You Hear About The Duck With A Drug Problem?

    He was a quackhead. 

  • What Did Detective Duck Say To His Partner?
    2
    347 votes

    What Did Detective Duck Say To His Partner?

    "Let's quack this case!" 

  • At What Time Does A Duck Wake Up?
    3
    685 votes

    At What Time Does A Duck Wake Up?

    At the quack of dawn. 

  • What Do You Call Two Ducks And A Cow?
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    207 votes

    What Do You Call Two Ducks And A Cow?

    Quakers and milk.