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Dumb and Dumber To Movie Quotes

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"Dumb and Dumber To" brings the buddy comedy featuring dimwitted friends Harry Dunne and Lloyd Christmas back to theaters. The sequel to the hit 1994 film was directed by Bobby Farrelly and Peter Farrelly, who also co-wrote the screenplay with Sean Anders, John Morris, Bennett Yellin and Mike Cerrone. "Dumb and Dumber To" opened in theaters on November 14, 2014.

In "Dumb and Dumber To," 20 years have passed since the events of the first film and for those 20 years, Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey) has been playing an elaborate prank of best buddy Harry Dunne (Jeff Daniels) by pretending to be insane and living in a facility. After Lloyd gives up the gag, the two go back to being best friends.

Harry learns that he fathered a daughter with old flame Fraida Felcher (Kathleen Turner) and now, needing a kidney, Harry and Lloyd try to track down the now grown woman, with whom Lloyd has taken a liking. But with their lack of wits and common sense, even the simplest task is hilariously difficult for this pair.

"Dumb and Dumber To" is just one of several highly anticipated fall 2014 films just like "Foxcatcher," "Interstellar," "The Theory of Everything," "Nightcrawler," "Big Hero 6," "Before I Go to Sleep," "Horns," "John Wick," "White Bird in a Blizzard," "Fury," "The Best of Me," "The Book of Life," "Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)," "The Judge," "Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day," "St. Vincent," "Gone Girl," "Men, Women & Children," "Left Behind," "The Equalizer," "Pride," "Good People," "The Boxtrolls," and "This is Where I Leave You."
  • 1

    Bike Racks on the Front of Busses

    Harry Dunne: "I think we should catch a bus."
    Lloyd Christmas: "We can't. We've got the bike."
    Harry Dunne: "They've got bike racks on the front of busses now."

    Harry Dunne: "Can you go faster?"
    Lloyd Christmas: "Harry, I'm pedaling as fast as I can."

    Harry informs Lloyd of one of the things he's missed over the last 20 years, bike racks on busses. Clearly there is a little misunderstanding when Harry and Lloyd fail to disembark the bike and ride on said bike outside the bus.
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  • 2

    You Have Been Faking for 20 Years?

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    Nurse: "There he is again. Almost two decades and he still comes."
    Harry Dunne: "How you doing, buddy? I brought you your favorite candies. Come on, Lloyd. You gotta get over her. Mary Samsonite was just a girl."
    Lloyd Christmas: [mumbles]
    Harry Dunne: "That's it, kid. Come on, come on, come on! Spit it out."
    Lloyd Christmas: "Got you!"
    Harry Dunne: "Wait a minute. Do you mean you have been faking for 20 years?"
    Lloyd Christmas: "Mmmhmm"
    Harry Dunne: "And it was all for a gag?"
    Lloyd Christmas: "Yep"
    Harry Dunne: "That's… awesome!"
    Lloyd Christmas: "Why don't you roll me inside. We can get the nurse to get the catheter out of me."
    Harry Dunne: "We don't need nurses for that."
    Lloyd Christmas: "But don't you have to…"

    As he has for the last 20 years, Harry visits Lloyd in the medical facility only to learn that Lloyd has been pranking him for over two decades. Harry gets his payback though with some forceful catheter removal.
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  • 3

    There's No Diamonds in Here!

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    Mrs. Stainer: "I've got the diamonds. They are underneath me."
    Lloyd Christmas: "Did you hide them underneath this turkey? There are no diamonds in here!"
    Mrs. Stainer: "And you're not my grandson!"
    Lloyd Christmas: "She's really clamping down!"
    Mrs. Stainer: "Cross that one off your bucket list!"

    Looking for diamonds leads Harry and Lloyd into quite an interesting place, under the skirt of an old lady in a nursing home. The lady knows they shouldn't be all up in there but she's enjoying it nonetheless.
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  • 4

    Why'd You Name Him Butthole?

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    Lloyd Christmas: "I like what you've done with the place! Who's this?"
    Harry Dunne: "Oh, that's Butthole. I found him out in the alley."
    Lloyd Christmas: "Why'd you name him Butthole?"
    Harry Dunne: "Cause of this."
    Lloyd Christmas: "Good name. Totally fits."

    Lloyd visits Harry's home to meet his pet cat, Butthole. When pressed for why Harry would name a cat such a thing, Harry shows Lloyd the inspiration.
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