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Dumb and Dumber To Movie Quotes

Updated November 6, 2017 117 votes 29 voters 16.1k views8 items

"Dumb and Dumber To" brings the buddy comedy featuring dimwitted friends Harry Dunne and Lloyd Christmas back to theaters. The sequel to the hit 1994 film was directed by Bobby Farrelly and Peter Farrelly, who also co-wrote the screenplay with Sean Anders, John Morris, Bennett Yellin and Mike Cerrone. "Dumb and Dumber To" opened in theaters on November 14, 2014.

In "Dumb and Dumber To," 20 years have passed since the events of the first film and for those 20 years, Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey) has been playing an elaborate prank of best buddy Harry Dunne (Jeff Daniels) by pretending to be insane and living in a facility. After Lloyd gives up the gag, the two go back to being best friends.

Harry learns that he fathered a daughter with old flame Fraida Felcher (Kathleen Turner) and now, needing a kidney, Harry and Lloyd try to track down the now grown woman, with whom Lloyd has taken a liking. But with their lack of wits and common sense, even the simplest task is hilariously difficult for this pair.

"Dumb and Dumber To" is just one of several highly anticipated fall 2014 films just like "Foxcatcher," "Interstellar," "The Theory of Everything," "Nightcrawler," "Big Hero 6," "Before I Go to Sleep," "Horns," "John Wick," "White Bird in a Blizzard," "Fury," "The Best of Me," "The Book of Life," "Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)," "The Judge," "Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day," "St. Vincent," "Gone Girl," "Men, Women & Children," "Left Behind," "The Equalizer," "Pride," "Good People," "The Boxtrolls," and "This is Where I Leave You."
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    I'm Going to Be a Dad!

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    Harry Dunne: "It's a postcard from Fraida Felcher. 'Harry, I'm pregnant. Please call me.'"
    Lloyd Christmas: "What do you think it means, Harry?"
    Harry Dunne: "Lloyd, I'm going to be a dad!"
    Lloyd Christmas: "Look at the postmark, 1991."

    Harry is excited to find a postcard from an old love announcing that she is with child. Too bad the postcard is over 20 years old now.
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    You're Hot for My Daughter!

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    Fraida Felcher: "I had a daughter. I gave her up for adoption."

    Lloyd Christmas: "What if we go track her down?"
    Harry Dunne: "You're hot for my daughter!"
    Lloyd Christmas: "What?"
    Harry Dunne: "Am I right?"
    Lloyd Christmas: "What?"
    Harry Dunne: "Am I right?"
    Lloyd Christmas: "That's insane!"

    Harry tracks down Fraida Felcher looking for their child together. She explains that the daughter was adopted but does offer a photo, one that catches the eye of Lloyd.
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  • 7

    Let's Call Her

    Dr. Pichlow: "I know she'll appreciate all you've gone through to find her. Let's call her."
    Harry Dunne: "It's ringing!"
    Lloyd Christmas: [Answering a pink phone] "Whoever this is, we're in the middle of something very important here."
    Harry Dunne: "This is your dad."
    Lloyd Christmas: "What? Hey guys, I know this is weird timing but I gotta take this. It's my dead dad."
    Harry Dunne: "She's got me on hold."

    Harry and Lloyd think they've finally tracked down Harry's daughter when they arrive at the Pichlow home. Harry calls her but when her phone rings and Lloyd answers, neither understand they are talking to one another.
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    Check Out the Hotties at 12 O'Clock

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    Harry Dunne: "Check out the hotties at 12 o'clock."
    Lloyd Christmas: "That's three hours away. Why can't I check 'em out now?"

    When Harry spots home attractive women, he tries to subtly tell Lloyd to take a look. Lloyd, however, does not understand the term of 12 o'clock and questions why Harry is talking three hours in the future.
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