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34 People Share Their Dumbest Childhood Beliefs

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Children have very active imaginations. If they don't know why something is, they'll make up a reason. While charming and adorable, children are usually wrong. People went on r/AskReddit to share some of these dumb childhood beliefs and the posts were nonsensical gold. 

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    Ninja Turtle Weather

    From Redditor u/SteakAndNihilism

    That if April was a month, Ninja Turtles must also be a month.

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  • 2

    Testicle Baby

    From Redditor u/Acceptable-Attorney

    When you have a baby you have to push one of your testicles out and it became the baby egg. I had no idea how I was my parent's third child.

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    Assigned Grandparents

    From Redditor u/RosyMama

    Grandparents were assigned to families. Like, I didn't know my Grandma was my Dad's mom.

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  • 4

    Don't Leave Your Video Games On

    From Redditor u/NemuiNezumi

    I thought if you left a video game on then a character would come out of the tv and kill you. I was a bit paranoid as a small kid

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