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The 9 Dumbest Disguises Criminals Have Actually Used

Updated 14 Jun 2019 997 votes 224 voters 11.2k views9 items

List RulesUpvote the stupidest disguise that, even just reading the headline, made you go "you've gotta be kidding me."

These f*ckin' guys. Dumb criminals come in every shape, size, and inebriation level. And these criminals are a unique brand of stupid - they made horrible costume choices when trying to decide a disguise.

You get these guys every now and again - the ones who brings a wry smile to a reporter's face while discussing these "dumb" criminals - and they rarely disappoint. We're not talking silly costumes, or people who happened to be dressed up in costume while committing a crime, we're talking about people who intentionally went out, committed a crime, and disguised themselves - and who did a really bad job at it. 

Trying to disguise your identity is a central part to committing any crime (well, if you want to get away with it, anyway). These criminal "geniuses" were caught after they made a poor costume choice. And while it's pretty damn funny, it's also extremely infuriating. A little effort goes a long way, guys.

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