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Customer Service Workers Share The Dumbest Complaints They Have Ever Received

List RulesVote up the stories that make you weep for humanity.

Over on Reddit, current and former customer service workers share their best stories of truly stupid customer complaints and requests. From not understanding salt to demanding refunds for anything and everything, here is a small sample of complaints that will make you weep for humanity.  

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    863 VOTES

    'Can You Keep The Volume Of This Stadium Concert Down?'

    Posted by u/YonderIPonder:

    I worked at a concert venue. I was always careful that our venue isn't loud enough to cause hearing damage for either the performers or the audience, having a few decibel readers throughout the venue. Sure, you can have it loud, but at some point you're just hurting people and the sound isn't any better.

    I had this one lady come in, saying that she just had ear surgery, and that she wanted me to keep it WAY down. She said that she could experience permanent damage if I didn't keep the volume down. There was a thousand people in the venue, and she wanted me to keep the noise at a conversational level. I told her to leave, and when she wouldn't, I had her escorted out. There's no way I'm getting sued by someone that stupid.

    So dumb?
  • 6
    649 VOTES

    That's Not How That Works

    Posted by u/DASMUNKI:

    "I don't want my checks to have my account number on them because someone could steal my identity."

    So dumb?
  • 7
    639 VOTES

    That's Not How This Works

    Posted by u/Natskincap:

    I work at a concert venue. I had a customer call the day after the show wanting a refund because the artist did not play his favorite song during the show.

    So dumb?
  • 8
    583 VOTES

    Hot Wings Made Her Baby Cry

    Posted by u/mrszoso:

    Worked in a sandwich/wing place several years ago. Had a woman order hot wings for delivery. After they were delivered, she called raging that "those hot wings made her baby cry!" The manager politely offered to send her mild instead...

    So dumb?