When @jnoubiyaa shared a story of misinterpreting their dad's ID's "expiration date," people on Twitter started sharing the things they believed as children. And they're pretty hilarious. Vote up the funniest tweets!
He Wasn't Invited
when i was like 5 or 6 i saw my parents wedding tape and PISSED i wasnt invited! Telling my dad i am ur son, ur first born son and u had my cousins there and not me! Thinking they just left me at home and got married, when i really wasnt born yet lol!— Karl (@stkarlito) July 2, 2021Funny?
The Expiration Date
i remember when i was 6, i got ahold of my dad’s ID & it had an expiration date. spent 3 hours crying because I thought that he was set to die on that date. he asked me why i was crying and i didn’t tell him bcuz i was scared he was gonna cry as well— h (@sumerianbby) July 1, 2021Funny?
A Good Communicator
When I was a kid, my mom had a bleeding ulcer and couldn't move, my bro and I called 911 and the ER came to get her. She was admitted, then was sent home with a clean bill of health, a few days later I called 911 to tell them she was doing much better, in case they wanted to know— lemmy caution (@mariannerenoirs) July 3, 2021Funny?
Doing Their Part As The AudienceFunny?