15 Parents Share The Dumbest Thing Their Child Has Done To Prepare You For The Worst
Kids have a lot to learn, so it's not their fault that they sometimes do things that are… not exactly smart. But that doesn't mean you shouldn't prepare yourself for the dumb things kids do! If you want to know what to expect as a parent, keep reading and vote up the dumbest stories.
- 19 VOTES
They Used Silicone As Hair Gel
From Redditor u/mimidaler:
My 8 year old son decided to peel the silicone off a newly sealed window at school and use it as hair gel to spike his hair up. It took so many washes to get the stuff out.
- 223 VOTES
They Wanted To See A Pepper Grinder Up Close And Personal
From Redditor u/odrade1:
Watched my 9-years-old son, hold up the pepper grinder over his eyes and twist away.
- 318 VOTES
They Bought A Few Things Online Hoping No One Would Notice
From Redditor u/Teaboo_mom:
My six-year-old decided that if she only bought a few things on Amazon, just a few, I wouldn't notice. I did and many things were returned.
- 44 VOTES
They Cried Because Their Father Couldn't Be A "Beautiful Mommy"
From Redditor u/waqas2001:
My 3 yo started crying because I explained him that I could not be "The most beautiful mommy on earth", mostly because I am his father.
- 57 VOTES
They Climbed Into The Automatic Dryer
From Redditor u/hereforthereading:
He once also took all the clothes from our dryer and climbed in thinking he was so clever. Scared the life out me then too as if the door closed it would have switched on automatically.
- 63 VOTES
They Ate Dirt, Hated It, And Decided To Eat More
From Redditor u/Megssister:
My toddler and I were out watering the garden, and she comes up to me with her tongue out, complaining about dirt in her mouth. I wiped her tongue on my shirt and she seemed satisfied.
She then squats down, gets a handful of rocks and dirt, and dumps it all in her mouth.
At least she's pretty.