When someone commits murder, they usually have an alibi in mind to cover it up. They'll claim they were elsewhere or plead insanity. Most of the time, the alibis are reasonable and usually good enough that the police have trouble seeing through them. But sometimes, killers say the dumbest things. These crazy alibis from murderers range from claiming an animal as an eye-witness to believe they were in The Matrix.
While the United States of America may have one of the most advanced justice systems in the world, the fact that a few of these idiotic alibis actually worked is chilling. Take a look below for some of the most incredulous excuses that murderers have given for their ruthless, inhumane actions.
Man Claims He Was Too Fat To Murder
Army Reserve Shoots Sergeant Because He Was On A Diet
The Twinkie Defense: Junk-Food Diet Led A Man To Kill
Wealthy Killer Claims He Was Too Rich To Know Any Better
Man Claims He's Not A Killer Because He's Too Busy Using Heroin
Woman Kills Landlady Because She Thinks She's In The Matrix