careers The Dumbest Questions Ever Asked To Retail Workers  

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If you've ever worked in retail, you're all too familiar with certain customers' inane shopping habits. Even worse than obnoxious restaurant diners, bad shoppers are exceedingly aggressive and seemingly unintelligent. Many people know nothing about this dark side of retail, though. If you haven't experienced a bad customer, you probably don't how ridiculous their various questions can be. It seems farcical that someone would ask whether a turkey meatloaf tastes more like turkey or meatloaf... but that question has been asked.

Retail workers on Reddit are fed up with the crazy questions. They may be required to bite their tongues and answer everyone respectfully, but these employees are taking notes. If you tend to ask idiotic questions, know you're being judged. 

Eyeglasses Really Are Expensive


From Redditor/u/Danwhodonit:  

"Once, while working at an eye doctors office, a woman was upset because we were charging her to make new lenses with an updated prescription and asked, 'Why do you have to make new lenses, just inject some more medicine in the ones I already got?'"

The Kids Were Not Alright


From Redditor/u/jra312:  

"I worked at REI a few years back (large outdoor sporting goods co-op, just in case you haven't heard of it), and we sold bear spray (pepper spray for bears). A woman came in with her two kids one day and bought a canister because they were going camping. She gets to the front door, then comes back to the register as an afterthought, and asks if she's supposed to just spray her kids from head to toe with it."

So There Is Water In A Washing Machine Then?


From Redditor/u/DragonDeadite:

"'My washing machine is leaking water. Can you tell me where the water is coming from?'

...It took me almost 20 minutes to convince a full grown adult that water can literally come from ANYWHERE on a washing machine full of water!! Pump, hoses, valves, cracked tub, F*CKING ANYWHERE!! So how the hell am I supposed to know where the water is coming from just by the description of 'leaking?'

And it isn't even like this is a UNIQUE question, either. I get this sh*t at least once every couple weeks... people just magically expect me to know where a washing machine is leaking from."

Bookstores Should Be Multi-Functional


From Redditor/u/Baldulf:

"Can you photoshop some pictures for me?

Sir, this is a bookstore.

Yeah, but I see you have a computer right here."