Costumes The Goofiest 'Sexy' Halloween Costumes  

Devon Ashby
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List Rules Vote up the weirdest, dumbest, "sexy" Halloween costumes.

Halloween season is upon us, and it's time once again to cast aside adult respectability, garb ourselves in ridiculous outfits, and shamelessly surrender to large-scale public debauchery (it's like junior high all over again!) It's also time for the annual flood tide of "sexy" Halloween costumes. If you're having trouble or are bored thinking of Halloween costumes, there's plenty of good ideas out there. A grand tradition primarily visited upon the female members of our society, sexy costumes seem to take on a more surrealistic dimension with each passing year. What are some of goofiest sexy Halloween costumes ever? From sexy cartoon characters to sexy condiments, here are some of the most head-scratchingly dumb "sexy" Halloween costumes.

Special credit goes to yandy.com for most of these awesome pics.
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Sexy Chinese Takeout

Sexy Chinese Takeout is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Goofiest 'Sexy' Halloween Costumes
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Sexy Chucky

Sexy Chucky is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Goofiest 'Sexy' Halloween Costumes
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Sexy Minion

Sexy Minion is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Goofiest 'Sexy' Halloween Costumes
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Sexy Insensitive Caricature of a Native American Woman

Sexy Insensitive Caricature of... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Goofiest 'Sexy' Halloween Costumes
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