Costumes The Goofiest 'Sexy' Halloween Costumes  

Devon Ashby
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List Rules Vote up the weirdest, dumbest, "sexy" Halloween costumes.

Halloween season is upon us, and it's time once again to cast aside adult respectability, garb ourselves in ridiculous outfits, and shamelessly surrender to large-scale public debauchery (it's like junior high all over again!) It's also time for the annual flood tide of "sexy" Halloween costumes. If you're having trouble or are bored thinking of Halloween costumes, there's plenty of good ideas out there. A grand tradition primarily visited upon the female members of our society, sexy costumes seem to take on a more surrealistic dimension with each passing year. What are some of goofiest sexy Halloween costumes ever? From sexy cartoon characters to sexy condiments, here are some of the most head-scratchingly dumb "sexy" Halloween costumes.

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Sexy Chinese Takeout

Sexy Chinese Takeout is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Goofiest 'Sexy' Halloween Costumes
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When metaphorically packaging the female body for consumption by others just doesn't take the concept far enough, there's this costume. Also, can we get some extra sides of racism with our sexism, please?
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Sexy Chucky

Sexy Chucky is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Goofiest 'Sexy' Halloween Costumes
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Nothing is sexier than a three-foot-tall, child-murdering mutant serial killer with the voice of Brad Dourif who spends all day cackling and making horrible puns! Substituting that mini-jumper for coveralls does give the whole concept a nice, auxiliary pedophilic flavor, though.
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Sexy Minion

Sexy Minion is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Goofiest 'Sexy' Halloween Costumes
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We hope whoever chooses to wear this costume also chooses to speak in the Minion language all night for full effect. Why does the hat only have one eyeball, though? It's killing us.
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Sexy Racist Caricature of a Native American Woman

Sexy Racist Caricature of a Na... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Goofiest 'Sexy' Halloween Costumes
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There's a vast cornucopia of sexy racist costumes to choose from this and every Halloween, from sexy Geishas to sexy Eskimos to sexy women in sombreros carrying bottles of tequila and six-shooters for some reason. This one is just representative. Enjoy!
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