Halloween The Goofiest 'Sexy' Halloween Costumes  

Devon Ashby
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List Rules Vote up the weirdest, dumbest, "sexy" Halloween costumes.

Halloween season is upon us, and it's time once again to cast aside adult respectability, garb ourselves in ridiculous outfits, and shamelessly surrender to large-scale public debauchery (it's like junior high all over again!) It's also time for the annual flood tide of "sexy" Halloween costumes. If you're having trouble or are bored thinking of Halloween costumes, there's plenty of good ideas out there. A grand tradition primarily visited upon the female members of our society, sexy costumes seem to take on a more surrealistic dimension with each passing year. What are some of goofiest sexy Halloween costumes ever? From sexy cartoon characters to sexy condiments, here are some of the most head-scratchingly dumb "sexy" Halloween costumes.

Special credit goes to yandy.com for most of these awesome pics.
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Sexy Chucky


Sexy Chucky is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Goofiest 'Sexy' Halloween Costumes
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Nothing is sexier than a three-foot-tall, child-murdering mutant serial killer with the voice of Brad Dourif who spends all day cackling and making horrible puns! Substituting that mini-jumper for coveralls does give the whole concept a nice, auxiliary pedophilic flavor, though.
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Sexy Chinese Takeout


Sexy Chinese Takeout is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Goofiest 'Sexy' Halloween Costumes
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When metaphorically packaging the female body for consumption by others just doesn't take the concept far enough, there's this costume. Also, can we get some extra sides of racism with our sexism, please?
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Sexy Hogwarts Student


Sexy Hogwarts Student is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Goofiest 'Sexy' Halloween Costumes
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I guess we could be charitable and assume this costume is being marketed only to people totally oblivious to the actual Harry Potter mythos. Those actually familiar with the series will realize the only people allowed to wear these uniforms are people between the ages of 11 and 17, i.e. minors.
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Sexy Freddy Krueger


Sexy Freddy Krueger is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Goofiest 'Sexy' Halloween Costumes
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The theoretical underpinning of this costume is pretty absurd, but we have to admit that that raunchy skeleton claw boob-cradle thing is one of the most metal things we've ever seen.
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