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The Most Ridiculous WTF Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Toys 

Luke Y Thompson
Updated June 14, 2019 3.6k votes 629 voters 98k views 14 items

List Rules Vote up the throwback Teenage Mutant Ninja toys that didn't make any sense

The original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles toy line tried everything, whether it made sense or not. Turtles as Universal monsters, Turtles in Star Trek outfits, Turtles as birthday clowns. Some of these TMNT toys were fun. Others less so.

When a toy line that lasts for many, many years, but it's based on a cartoon that only has a limited number of characters, some stagnation can set in. Especially if your market research determines that the core four characters sell better than any new guys.

From the nonsensical to the politically incorrect to the just plain poorly made, this list rounds up the figures that made you ask what the hell the company was thinking. And it sticks to the '90s Ninja Turtle toys of the original line - the tie-ins to subsequent shows have made more sense and haven't aged quite as badly.
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Make My Day Leo
Make My Day Leo is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Most Ridiculous WTF Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Toys
Photo:  eBay/mpetreesrh420

"Make my day" is, of course, a catchphrase of Dirty Harry Callahan, the cop played by Clint Eastwood, whose methods often skirt the law and who is mainly delineated as a good guy by virtue of the fact that his enemies are so much worse. The R-rated action movies are deliberately morally gray in a way that many similar modern films are not, and make the viewer think about the consequences of violence and vigilantism.

Which is why, of course, somebody at Playmates thought this was a perfect match for a f***ing ninja turtle. On the other hand, this figure did kind of predict "Respect Mah Authoritah" Cartman on South Park. Kind of.
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Beachcombin' Mike
Beachcombin' Mike is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Most Ridiculous WTF Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Toys
Photo:  eBay/lostcastleoftreasures

With a goofy straw hat, horrible pink shirt, tropical cocktail, nunchuks made from leis, a guitar on his back and an action feature which causes him to spit in your face, this Mike looks like he was designed by Jimmy Buffett while the singer was wasted away in Margaritaville.

Some people claim that there's an April to blame, but we know it's all Playmates's fault.
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Construction Mutation Michaelangelo
Construction Mutation Mi... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Most Ridiculous WTF Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Toys
Photo:  eBay/tbaguild

Transforming toys often feature one awesome thing changing into another awesome thing, like a robot becoming a fighter jet. But when this version of Mike transforms he becomes...a cement mixer. "A real working cement mixer truck!" even. 

That word "real" - I do not think it means what you think it means. Kids who tried to actually mix cement with this toy probably had a rude awakening.
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Chief Leo
Chief Leo is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Most Ridiculous WTF Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Toys
Photo:  eBay/maric302

Before the Internet, not everybody necessarily knew that using sacred headdresses as fashion accessories was wrong. On the other hand, you could argue that turtles are native to America and are thusly "native Americans," and might be more entitled to claim that than white girls at Coachella.

They weren't raised in that heritage and tradition, though, and clearly are playing dress-up. So ultimately: not cool, dude.
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